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- (Woman) OK.
- (Man) OK. Here we go.

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- (Woman clears throat) OK.
- (♪ Piano strikes up)

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(♪ Second piano line
playing out of sync)

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(Woman) Hold on.

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(Man chuckles) One more time.

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(♪ Woman hums piano line)

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(Woman) Wait!
Slower, slower, slower...

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(Man laughing) One more time.

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(♪ Piano lines
beginning to sync up)

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- (Woman) Uh-huh!
- (Man) And then just one time.

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(♪ Piano lines
playing roughly in sync)

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(Woman) Uh-huh.

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(Man) And now the hard part!
(Laughs)

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(♪ Piano lines
playing out of sync)

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(Woman) No! (Mutters)

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(Man) One, two, three, four,
bam-bam...

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(♪ Piano lines syncing up again)

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(Woman chuckling)

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- (Man) You got it?
- (Woman) Yes.

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(Man) And now's
the best part.

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- (Woman) Yeah.
- (Man laughing)

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- (Woman) OK, OK, OK... Ready?
- (Man) One more time, together.

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- (Man) Wait... Are you ready?
- (Woman) Two hands,

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- and then... (Plays glissando)
- (Man) Yep.

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- (Woman laughing)
- (♪ Random notes on piano)

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(Woman) Yeah, perfect.
Perfect. You can do it.

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You're so flexible.

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OK. OK. One more time.

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(♪ Piano lines playing in sync)

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(Woman) Uh...

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(Man) Yeah!

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- Yeah!
- (Woman) Yeah...

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(♪ Piano lines
drifting out of sync)

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- (♪ Woman humming)
- (Man) I missed a bit. (Laughs)

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One more, one more.

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(♪ Piano lines playing in sync)

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- (Woman) Ugh.
- (Man) Whoops!

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(Both laughing)

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- (Man) One more time.
- (♪ Piano fades)

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- (Man and woman chuckling)
- (Woman) It's perfect!

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(Echoey silence)

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(♪ Orchestra piercing
through silence)

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That was great.

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Great work.

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Sounding...

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(Grunts)
Yeah, sounding really good.

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Um...

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Maybe, uh...
play it a couple more times,

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just for practice,
but... good job.

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Oh...

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Stupid fucking thing!

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- (Thud)
- OK.

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(Banging)

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No. (Grunts)

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Come on... Oh!

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Fuck me.

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(♪ FABIENNE DELSOL:
"I'm Confessin'")

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♪ I'm confessing that I love you

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♪ Tell me, do you love me, too?

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♪ I'm confessing that I need you

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♪ Honest, I do

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♪ Every single moment

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♪ In your eyes,
I read such strange things

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♪ But your lips deny
they're true

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♪ Will your answer
really change things?

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♪ Making me blue

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♪ Making me blue

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♪ I'm afraid
someday you'll leave me

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♪ Saying,
"Can't we still be friends?"

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♪ If you go,
you know you'll grieve me

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♪ All in life on you depends

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♪ Am I guessing
that you love me?

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♪ Dreaming dreams of you in vain

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♪ I'm confessing
that I love you, over again

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♪ Over again

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♪ I'm afraid
someday you'll leave me

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♪ Saying,
"Can't we still be friends?"

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♪ If you go,
you know you'll grieve me

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♪ All in life on you depends

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♪ Am I guessing that you love me

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♪ Dreaming dreams of you
in vain?

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♪ I'm confessin'
that I love you, over again

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♪ Over again

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♪ I'm confessin'
that I love you, over again

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♪ Over again

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♪ Sweet lover

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♪ Sweet lover

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♪ Sweet lover ♪

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(Grunts)

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(Exhales)

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(Grunting)

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(Continues grunting)

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Shoes off, please.

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Oh...

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Will you please remind me
why you got me this bike?

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- What?
- This bike. Why?

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Core strength. Spine health.
Remember what the doctor said.

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You were supposed to fold it.

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The whole point
of a folding bike - it folds.

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This thing is
fucking impossible to fold.

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Do you know
how hard this is to fold?

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It's supposed to be more
convenient than a normal bike.

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It's way less convenient
than a normal bike.

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Also, the wheels,
they're so little.

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It's like
I gotta pedal four times

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to get one normal wheel rotation
out of it.

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You have to practice, maybe.

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(Grunts)

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Where's Maggie? Yo, Maggie!

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No, she's not here.

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- Where is she?
- She's, uh... at a sleepover.

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- Where?
- At Sadie's.

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I didn't know she was having
a sleepover with Sadie.

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Oh, it was sort of last minute.

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Oh, God.
Sadie is so strange, isn't she?

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I don't know if it's good that
she's hanging around with Sadie.

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I mean, she's fine.

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I called ahead.
Sadie's mother is single.

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There are no men or weapons
in the home.

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You called Sadie's mother
to ask if she was single?

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- Yeah, of course
- "Of course"?

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Sadie's fucking crazy.

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Mm...

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Whoa... holy shit!

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My God, look at all this cheese!

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No! No, no...
Leave it, leave it, leave it...!

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Not yet! Not yet.
Not... Not yet.

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What is all this?
What is that...

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- What is that smell?
- I'm making a soufflé.

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You're making a soufflé,

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and there's 200 pounds
of cheese?

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Is there, like, an event?
Are we expecting people?

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- (Sighs) Our neighbors.
- Which neighbors?

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Our upstairs neighbors.
I told you yesterday, remember?

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You have mentioned

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that for some insane reason
you want to invite them over.

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You for sure didn't tell me
they were coming over tonight.

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Why didn't you ask me
about this?

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I did.

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Oh, did you, sweetie?
When did that happen?

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I told you yesterday.

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Well, telling me and asking me

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are actually
two very different things.

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And if I'm being honest, I...
I don't even think you told me.

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It's not like you listen
to anything that I say anyway.

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Oh, fuck,
did you forget the wine?

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- What wine?
- I... I texted you.

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I texted you about wine.
We don't have any wine.

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- What are you doing? Stop!
- I'm eating a pickle.

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I couldn't have any cheese.
I'm hungry. I'm eating a pickle.

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Now you're not gonna eat
my soufflé.

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And we have no wine.
This is a nightmare!

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- It's not a fucking nightmare.
- What?

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Nothing.

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Can you please
just clean up your office?

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It's...
It's just such an eyesore.

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Can you please
call the neighbors

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and tell 'em
to come another time?

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- No.
- "No".

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It's too late.
They're coming in ten minutes.

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They're coming
in ten fucking mi...

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Why didn't you tell me
any of this?

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Because we've been talking about
them coming for six months, OK?

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And they've been so nice
about all our noise

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- from the renovation.
- "Our" noise?

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Did you just say they've been
nice about our noise?

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That's nuts!

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You're making a soufflé
for these people now?

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- What is happening here?
- She said she wanted to see it.

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She just wants to see it
now that it's done,

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and she's very nice.
They're very, very...

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You know, they seem cool.

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And she just...
She has, like, presence, and...

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She's so... She's so pretty.

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Yeah, she's fine.

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But he is a fucking weirdo, OK?

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Every time
I'm in the elevator with him,

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it's, like, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, nonstop.

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- You know what I mean?
- That's just what people do.

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He's asking me questions,

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and he wants me
to ask him questions.

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And the eye contact
is off the charts.

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Yeah. That's called
a conversation, Joe.

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What is this?

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What?
That's a rug.

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- It's new.
- Yeah.

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Did you buy this rug because
the neighbors are coming?

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- Oh, my God!
- How much was this rug?

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- You are so predictable.
- I'm predictable?

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You bought a whole rug
to impress strangers.

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Isn't that
a little bit more predictable?

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I could've seen that coming
a mile away.

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Can we please do a reset?

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A what?

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Can you leave
and come back in again?

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- Is this from a podcast?
- Yes, it is. Does it matter?

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You physically want me to leave
the apartment and come back in?

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- Yes. Please do that for me.
- No, it's fucking silly.

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Joe, I'm asking you
to just do that for me.

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- Would that be OK?
- Fine.

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- I will do that for you, OK?
- Great.

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- Here we go.
- Thank you.

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Yeah. Thank you.
This will fix everything.

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(Exhales sharply)

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- Hi, I'm home.
- Hi.

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Oh, how's it going?

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- Great.
- Cool.

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Any, uh...
Any plans for tonight?

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Yeah. Uh, our neighbors
are coming over.

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Neighbors?
Oh, man. I love them.

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Especially how chatty
and inquisitive they are.

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It's so cool.
They're super cool.

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But maybe you could call 'em and
ask them to come another night,

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'cause I'm just not feeling
up for it tonight, you know?

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- No!
- "No"?

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- No!
- What the fuck?

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No. It would be rude.
They're literally on their way.

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- What do you mean, "rude"?
- That's crazy.

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- I thought we were gonna reset.
- So did I.

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- You said the same shit.
- So did you.

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Can we put curtains
on this window?

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I don't like how they can see
right into our apartment.

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No, I like the light.

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(She continues
talking indistinctly)

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I got this special ham,
you know,

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'cause she's from Spain,
so, it's...

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It's not actually ham,
it's jamón.

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I can't have any of this cheese?

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Please don't eat the cheese.
I worked so hard on that.

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Can you just wait,
and then they'll come,

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and you'll eat cheese,

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and then you can go upstairs
and smoke weed.

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I'd smoke weed in here
if you let me.

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No, I won't, because
it gets stuck in the walls.

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You know what?

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I actually think
it's really cool

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that they're coming over
tonight.

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- Why?
- Because...

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...I can finally talk to 'em
about the noise.

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- No, Joe, we made a deal.
- What deal?

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That we weren't gonna say
anything.

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Yeah. Well, you know what?
I changed my mind.

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God!
It's none of our business

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00:11:04,126 --> 00:11:06,357
what they do in the privacy
of their own home.

247
00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:09,025
None of our business
that every night we get waken up

248
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,832
by floor-shaking animal fucking?

249
00:11:11,934 --> 00:11:13,263
How is that
none of our business?

250
00:11:13,365 --> 00:11:15,035
How is that
none of our fucking business?

251
00:11:15,137 --> 00:11:18,039
She is having just
spectacular orgasms up there.

252
00:11:18,141 --> 00:11:19,772
Are you aware of how difficult
that is for a woman?

253
00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:21,446
Doesn't seem that hard for her!

254
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:22,876
What,
is she your role model now?

255
00:11:22,978 --> 00:11:24,414
Yeah, she's definitely
my role model.

256
00:11:24,516 --> 00:11:25,811
She's your come role model?

257
00:11:25,913 --> 00:11:27,112
- That's great.
- Yeah.

258
00:11:27,215 --> 00:11:29,719
Can we please
just paint this room already?

259
00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:31,622
Well, we haven't picked
a color, Joe, so no.

260
00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,818
It's the same color.
Pick a color. Who cares?

261
00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,354
It's not the same color.

262
00:11:35,456 --> 00:11:37,154
Remember I almost said something
to 'em in the elevator that day?

263
00:11:37,256 --> 00:11:38,793
I was so close
to saying something.

264
00:11:38,895 --> 00:11:40,657
Oh, I wish
I'd said something that day.

265
00:11:40,759 --> 00:11:43,527
I do. I remember that we decided
we were not gonna say anything.

266
00:11:43,629 --> 00:11:45,801
Yeah, that's because I thought
it couldn't get any worse.

267
00:11:45,903 --> 00:11:47,197
And you know
what happened right after that

268
00:11:47,299 --> 00:11:48,972
is it got much, much,
much, much worse.

269
00:11:49,074 --> 00:11:51,342
They were gonna crash through
the ceiling the other day!

270
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,740
Joe! We are not saying anything.

271
00:11:53,842 --> 00:11:55,711
Why not?
They're cool, right?

272
00:11:55,813 --> 00:11:57,040
You keep saying
how cool they are.

273
00:11:57,142 --> 00:11:58,849
So, maybe if I bring it up,

274
00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:01,652
we can finally get to the bottom
of whose orgasm is whose.

275
00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:03,380
Is he the whimperer
and she's the growler,

276
00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:05,185
or is she the whimperer
and he's the growler?

277
00:12:05,287 --> 00:12:07,823
Either way, I'll bring it up,
we'll laugh about it,

278
00:12:07,925 --> 00:12:09,761
and I'll tell them
to knock it the fuck off.

279
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,022
It's like you want everyone
to feel uncomfortable.

280
00:12:12,124 --> 00:12:13,926
I'm the one who's uncomfortable.

281
00:12:14,028 --> 00:12:15,866
If our neighbors
were waking us up

282
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,733
every night at four
in the morning by blasting music

283
00:12:17,835 --> 00:12:19,097
and I said something
about it to them,

284
00:12:19,199 --> 00:12:20,766
wouldn't that be
completely reasonable?

285
00:12:20,868 --> 00:12:22,267
It's the exact same thing,

286
00:12:22,369 --> 00:12:24,005
but it's even more justified
'cause it's fucking!

287
00:12:24,107 --> 00:12:27,911
Just don't say anything.
Just not tonight. Please!

288
00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:35,215
This shirt,
is this also new?

289
00:12:35,648 --> 00:12:37,217
Yes.

290
00:12:37,319 --> 00:12:39,789
Well, it's nice. It looks...
looks really good on you.

291
00:12:39,891 --> 00:12:42,392
Well, you could tell me that
once in a while.

292
00:12:42,494 --> 00:12:44,860
I just did tell you that.

293
00:12:44,962 --> 00:12:47,023
God, I can't believe
you forgot the wine.

294
00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:48,459
I didn't forget the wine.

295
00:12:48,561 --> 00:12:51,097
I'm on this collapsible bike
like a fucking schmuck,

296
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,164
and I can't answer text messages
while I'm on it.

297
00:12:53,266 --> 00:12:54,966
Oh! Do we have anything nice
to drink?

298
00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:56,236
No, there's nothing to drink.

299
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,006
We should probably call them
and tell them not to come over.

300
00:12:58,108 --> 00:12:59,610
Look, we have this, this thing.
Is this weird?

301
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,041
Yes, it's weird.
What is this? New Year's?

302
00:13:01,143 --> 00:13:02,744
We're popping champagne
with these people?

303
00:13:02,846 --> 00:13:04,411
It's fine, look.
We'll pre-pop it,

304
00:13:04,513 --> 00:13:06,782
so by the time they get here,
it'll be, you know, fizzed out,

305
00:13:06,884 --> 00:13:08,151
and it'll just be
like a sparkling wine.

306
00:13:08,253 --> 00:13:11,186
Can't you see this is obviously
not a good time to have company?

307
00:13:11,288 --> 00:13:13,755
What the fuck do you mean?
I just made this whole soufflé.

308
00:13:13,857 --> 00:13:15,191
- Did you see this thing?
- Yes.

309
00:13:15,293 --> 00:13:17,127
Do you have any idea how hard
I worked on this fucking thing?

310
00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:19,430
It's gonna be fucking beautiful
if you'd just shut the fuck up!

311
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,096
I'm gonna make this very simple.

312
00:13:21,198 --> 00:13:22,732
Either you tell 'em not to come,
or I'm gonna bring up

313
00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:24,695
the screaming,
groaning fucking noises.

314
00:13:24,797 --> 00:13:26,233
What?

315
00:13:26,335 --> 00:13:28,534
- Was that an ultimatum?
- Yeah. The choice is yours.

316
00:13:28,637 --> 00:13:30,306
I'm sorry.

317
00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:32,343
You're gonna bring up
the fucking?

318
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:35,008
- Yeah.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.

319
00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:38,078
Do you even understand
how hard it is

320
00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:40,083
- for a woman to come that hard?
- Yes, I do,

321
00:13:40,185 --> 00:13:42,453
'cause you've mentioned it
100 times in the last 3 minutes.

322
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,954
'Cause I don't think you get it.

323
00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:47,122
I don't think you really
understand how difficult it is.

324
00:13:47,224 --> 00:13:49,187
And if we say something,
do you know what's gonna happen?

325
00:13:49,289 --> 00:13:51,224
Every time they fuck
and she comes,

326
00:13:51,326 --> 00:13:53,524
they're gonna see
our dumb faces. That's not fair.

327
00:13:53,626 --> 00:13:58,228
I could not care less
about anything in the world

328
00:13:58,330 --> 00:14:00,198
than this woman's
fucking orgasm.

329
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,532
I just wanted
to have a nice night.

330
00:14:01,634 --> 00:14:03,605
I just wanted to have a nice,
normal fucking night,

331
00:14:03,707 --> 00:14:04,840
and you won't let me.

332
00:14:04,942 --> 00:14:06,878
These people
are disrespecting us.

333
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,145
They know we can hear them,
can you not see that?

334
00:14:09,247 --> 00:14:11,079
What are you talking about?
You sound like your father.

335
00:14:11,181 --> 00:14:12,648
- No. That is not what this is.
- Yes, it is.

336
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,012
They know we can hear them.

337
00:14:14,115 --> 00:14:15,246
- They get off on it.
- No!

338
00:14:15,348 --> 00:14:17,015
They're fucking with us.
They're perverts.

339
00:14:17,118 --> 00:14:18,549
They're not thinking
about us!

340
00:14:18,651 --> 00:14:21,057
Well, maybe that's the problem.
Maybe they should be!

341
00:14:21,159 --> 00:14:23,188
Why? Oh... You know what?
We're not fucking canceling.

342
00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:25,321
Do you know why?
We don't have friends!

343
00:14:25,423 --> 00:14:26,862
You mean I'll be friends
with them?

344
00:14:26,964 --> 00:14:28,358
- Are you kidding me?
- Why not? Maybe.

345
00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:29,497
It's not my fault
we don't have friends.

346
00:14:29,599 --> 00:14:30,527
Oh, it's not?

347
00:14:30,629 --> 00:14:31,903
-I would love to have friends.
-You would love...

348
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,438
People like me. Why do you think
we don't have friends?

349
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,364
What, people don't like me?

350
00:14:34,466 --> 00:14:35,572
I'll tell you why
we don't have friends.

351
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:36,636
'Cause we're fucking miserab...

352
00:14:36,738 --> 00:14:38,569
(Door buzzer)

353
00:14:40,443 --> 00:14:41,946
Hi.

354
00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:44,415
Hi. Come in.

355
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,816
Nice to see you, Angela.

356
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:49,019
Yes, I'm...
We are so happy you're here.

357
00:14:49,883 --> 00:14:51,154
(Chuckling)

358
00:14:51,256 --> 00:14:52,286
Hi.

359
00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:53,955
Ah, two.

360
00:14:54,057 --> 00:14:55,894
- Nice to meet you.
- Angela. Me too.

361
00:14:56,494 --> 00:14:58,859
Yes. Joe, you...

362
00:14:58,961 --> 00:15:01,064
You remember Piña and Hawk?

363
00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:07,204
This... It's still a good time?

364
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,234
Yes. Yeah.

365
00:15:09,336 --> 00:15:10,837
Are you sure
we're not interrupting?

366
00:15:10,939 --> 00:15:12,038
(Angela) No, it's great.

367
00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:13,305
- If it's good for you...
- Yeah.

368
00:15:13,408 --> 00:15:15,276
...it's great for us.
Yeah, we love... Yeah.

369
00:15:15,378 --> 00:15:19,376
It just... It took you a while
to come to the door,

370
00:15:19,478 --> 00:15:22,283
and it sounded
like you were arguing.

371
00:15:22,385 --> 00:15:24,086
- (Piña) No filter.
- No, I just wanna be honest.

372
00:15:24,188 --> 00:15:26,757
We were... We were at the door
before we rang,

373
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,825
and we could hear
you were fighting.

374
00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:31,422
Oh, we were talk...
We were, um...

375
00:15:31,525 --> 00:15:33,259
- We were fighting.
- We were fighting, yeah.

376
00:15:33,361 --> 00:15:35,096
Bit of a contentious
environment in here,

377
00:15:35,199 --> 00:15:37,163
so I understand
if that's repellent to you.

378
00:15:37,265 --> 00:15:38,768
No hard feelings,
you know what I mean?

379
00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:40,771
Completely understand.
You know?

380
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:43,238
We love
a contentious environment.

381
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,875
- We love it.
- (Chuckles) OK.

382
00:15:47,977 --> 00:15:50,011
Well, really, really, it's fine.

383
00:15:50,113 --> 00:15:52,412
You hit the jackpot, then,
my friend.

384
00:15:53,212 --> 00:15:54,950
You're in for a treat.

385
00:15:55,052 --> 00:15:56,182
- (Hawk) OK?
- (Angela) Yeah, great.

386
00:15:56,284 --> 00:15:57,852
(Piña) Do we have
to take our shoes off?

387
00:15:57,955 --> 00:16:00,021
Oh God, no.
No, no! No! No!

388
00:16:00,123 --> 00:16:01,992
- Yeah. OK. Great.
- Hey... Hey, Joe.

389
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:03,587
- May I look at this place?
- Yeah, thank you.

390
00:16:03,689 --> 00:16:06,129
Joe! Be honest,
do you want us to take 'em off?

391
00:16:07,761 --> 00:16:10,566
I don't give a fuck if you
take your shoes off, personally.

392
00:16:10,668 --> 00:16:12,432
(Laughs) God...

393
00:16:17,536 --> 00:16:19,810
- Hawk, is it?
- Hawk, yeah. Yeah.

394
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,705
- Like the bird?
- Yep, like the bird.

395
00:16:22,579 --> 00:16:23,975
Cool.

396
00:16:24,077 --> 00:16:26,050
(Chuckles) This guy.

397
00:16:27,216 --> 00:16:29,250
We've been dying
to see your apartment.

398
00:16:29,352 --> 00:16:32,755
Oh! Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
We wanted to invite you.

399
00:16:32,857 --> 00:16:34,221
It wasn't quite ready before.

400
00:16:34,324 --> 00:16:36,025
(Joe) Still isn't quite ready
if you ask me.

401
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:37,858
Yeah, 'cause you mentioned it
in the elevator,

402
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,289
but then you never called.

403
00:16:39,392 --> 00:16:40,791
- (Angela) Yes.
- We, uh...

404
00:16:40,893 --> 00:16:43,129
What? No... I mean, we wondered
if we did something wrong.

405
00:16:43,231 --> 00:16:44,229
- (Angela) No, God, no.
- Well...

406
00:16:44,331 --> 00:16:46,362
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.

407
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,068
No, I'm sorry about that. No.

408
00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:50,401
What do you...
What do you think?

409
00:16:50,503 --> 00:16:52,273
- It's huge.
- So much bigger now.

410
00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:55,079
- It has such a nice flow.
- You guys have money?

411
00:16:56,614 --> 00:16:57,779
(Speaks Spanish)

412
00:16:57,881 --> 00:17:00,084
(Responds in Spanish)

413
00:17:04,952 --> 00:17:06,453
Just saying...

414
00:17:06,555 --> 00:17:09,455
You really... You really got
some beautiful pieces.

415
00:17:09,557 --> 00:17:11,328
- It's all Angela.
- Well, I know what I like,

416
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,394
- but it's not all expensive.
- Some of it is very expensive.

417
00:17:13,496 --> 00:17:15,832
- Some of it. Most of it's not.
- Some of it is, though.

418
00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:17,327
- Not everything.
- But some of it.

419
00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:18,795
I guess what I meant to say is,

420
00:17:18,897 --> 00:17:21,232
you can tell that it's been done
with a lot of care,

421
00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:23,272
and you have a really great eye.

422
00:17:24,437 --> 00:17:26,842
That's true.
I... I can feel it.

423
00:17:26,944 --> 00:17:29,113
I feel you put so much love.

424
00:17:30,113 --> 00:17:32,513
I... I did that.
Thank you, yeah.

425
00:17:32,615 --> 00:17:34,380
I...

426
00:17:34,482 --> 00:17:37,218
I love it. I do love it.
I really care. I do.

427
00:17:37,321 --> 00:17:39,889
- Thank you for saying that.
- I can see it.

428
00:17:39,991 --> 00:17:41,558
I care.
I do care a lot. I...

429
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,421
(Laughs, mumbles)

430
00:17:43,523 --> 00:17:46,291
I'm so sorry.
I'm getting emotional.

431
00:17:46,393 --> 00:17:49,259
I don't know why,
but I thank you.

432
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:51,001
Thank you for saying that.

433
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,801
- Yeah, it has...
- (Both) ...great energy.

434
00:17:52,903 --> 00:17:54,465
(Both speaking Spanish)

435
00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:57,270
- Oh! I...
- (Joe) Wow! Look at that!

436
00:17:57,705 --> 00:17:59,804
Energy is what I was going for.
That's what I wanted.

437
00:17:59,906 --> 00:18:02,342
Energy's great. We talked a lot
about how to capture energy,

438
00:18:02,445 --> 00:18:04,246
as though that was a real thing
we could do.

439
00:18:04,348 --> 00:18:07,083
- Well, energy is everything.
- (Joe) Really?

440
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:11,021
Kinetic, chemical, potential,
nuclear, sexual.

441
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,990
You cannot really create it
or destroy it,

442
00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:16,591
but you can find ways
to shape it.

443
00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:19,122
- Mm.
- (Joe) Beautiful.

444
00:18:19,658 --> 00:18:21,260
You shaped it
really beautifully here.

445
00:18:21,362 --> 00:18:23,332
- I love the shape.
- Thank you.

446
00:18:24,397 --> 00:18:26,102
Too existential for you, Joe?

447
00:18:26,204 --> 00:18:28,235
No. Hey...
Not existential enough for me.

448
00:18:28,337 --> 00:18:30,969
Let's get deep.
What is life? (Chuckles)

449
00:18:31,071 --> 00:18:32,671
(Chuckling)

450
00:18:34,979 --> 00:18:37,115
Oh, that is my Spanish flan.

451
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:41,210
No! Oh, my God! Flan.
Oh, how elegant.

452
00:18:41,312 --> 00:18:42,482
Fair warning.

453
00:18:42,584 --> 00:18:45,051
Once you try Piña's flan,
there's no going back.

454
00:18:45,453 --> 00:18:47,186
You'll be at our door
late at night,

455
00:18:47,289 --> 00:18:48,752
like a junkie under the bridge,

456
00:18:48,854 --> 00:18:52,460
saying, "We need a score",
like, uh... heroin.

457
00:18:54,127 --> 00:18:56,300
(Exhales) Wow!

458
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:57,597
Hmm.

459
00:18:59,170 --> 00:19:00,166
You might wanna
put it in the fridge.

460
00:19:00,268 --> 00:19:01,937
-Yes. Yeah. Come...
-Yes.

461
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,138
Yeah, you want it refrigerated.

462
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,940
- Is it "flawn" or "flan"?
- Flan.

463
00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,108
- (Joe) Flan?
- (Piña) Flan.

464
00:19:06,210 --> 00:19:08,146
- (Joe) Thought it was "flawn".
- Yes.

465
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,046
Oh!

466
00:19:16,149 --> 00:19:17,885
(Sniffing)

467
00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:20,755
- (Piña) Remember to...
- (Angela) Yes! Right!

468
00:19:20,857 --> 00:19:23,194
(Clattering)

469
00:19:24,390 --> 00:19:26,429
I'm so sorry. I haven't...

470
00:19:26,531 --> 00:19:29,494
I literally haven't offered you
anything to drink. I'm so...

471
00:19:29,596 --> 00:19:34,733
We have
some beautiful sparkling...

472
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:37,642
- Hmm!
- ...um, that...

473
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:38,907
Or maybe you'd prefer...

474
00:19:39,009 --> 00:19:40,404
- Wine.
- Wine's better.

475
00:19:40,507 --> 00:19:42,845
- Wine. Wine.
- (Hawk) Yeah.

476
00:19:42,947 --> 00:19:44,446
Wine.
Do we have wine?

477
00:19:45,381 --> 00:19:47,182
- We do have wine.
- We do have wine?

478
00:19:47,284 --> 00:19:48,813
- Oh, we do. We have wine.
- Oh, wine.

479
00:19:48,915 --> 00:19:51,284
(Mumbles) We have...
We have the anniversary wine.

480
00:19:51,386 --> 00:19:52,790
- Our anniversary wine?
- Yes.

481
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,818
The wine my uncle gave us
for our anniversary

482
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,860
that we've been saving
for a special occasion?

483
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,057
- Château Haut-Brion?
- Yes.

484
00:19:58,159 --> 00:19:59,662
- 1980?
- Yes.

485
00:19:59,764 --> 00:20:01,359
Get the wine!

486
00:20:01,462 --> 00:20:02,627
- We have.
- We do have wine.

487
00:20:02,729 --> 00:20:04,665
We've been waiting
for the perfect moment.

488
00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:07,101
- Are you sure this is it?
- Yes! Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yep.

489
00:20:07,203 --> 00:20:09,869
- Yeah. Totally.
- (Mumbling)

490
00:20:10,238 --> 00:20:12,603
That's great. Finally!

491
00:20:12,705 --> 00:20:14,571
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
- There it is. 1982.

492
00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:16,141
- Yeah.
- Château Haut-Brion.

493
00:20:16,243 --> 00:20:17,477
Perfect. Great.

494
00:20:17,579 --> 00:20:18,947
(Hawk) You wanna save that
for another time?

495
00:20:19,049 --> 00:20:20,580
Oh my God, no! What time?

496
00:20:20,682 --> 00:20:22,380
- This is it!
- No. Are you kidding me? Yeah.

497
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,717
No time like the present, huh?

498
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,687
Do you wanna open it?

499
00:20:27,789 --> 00:20:31,821
- Of course. Yeah. Um... yep.
- That's not where it is.

500
00:20:31,924 --> 00:20:33,528
It's usually in there.
It should be in there.

501
00:20:33,630 --> 00:20:35,762
- No, it's never been in there.
- Definitely, I...

502
00:20:35,864 --> 00:20:37,796
- It should be in here.
- No, it's never been in there.

503
00:20:37,898 --> 00:20:40,635
- Literally never been in there!
- Never been in there?

504
00:20:40,737 --> 00:20:42,537
It's not there. No, 'cause I
never would've put it in there.

505
00:20:42,639 --> 00:20:44,438
- That's not where it goes.
- (Joe) Often is in there.

506
00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:46,341
(Angela) It's literally
never been there.

507
00:20:46,443 --> 00:20:48,477
- Do you want me to do it?
- (Joe) Got it!

508
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,711
Sorry. We don't, um...

509
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:55,250
...have people over very often.

510
00:20:55,352 --> 00:20:56,849
- Do you need me to do it?
- I got it.

511
00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:57,915
OK.

512
00:21:04,193 --> 00:21:06,056
- Boom! My God...
- Bravo!

513
00:21:06,158 --> 00:21:07,526
Wow!

514
00:21:07,628 --> 00:21:09,030
- Little bit of cork in there.
- Yeah...

515
00:21:09,132 --> 00:21:10,463
I had confidence, Joe.

516
00:21:10,565 --> 00:21:12,031
(Joe) Thank you.
I knew I'd get there.

517
00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:13,296
(Angela) Ah...

518
00:21:13,832 --> 00:21:17,370
- Mm... Yeah.
- Thank you so much.

519
00:21:17,472 --> 00:21:18,968
- Yes. Great.
- (Hawk) Sláinte.

520
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,406
- (Piña) ¡Salud!
- (Hawk) Joe, thank your uncle.

521
00:21:21,508 --> 00:21:23,714
He's, uh... He's dead, so...

522
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,550
Maybe next time.
Pretty weird guy.

523
00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:29,114
- Oh, how is your daughter?
- (Angela) Maggie?

524
00:21:29,216 --> 00:21:30,251
She's so cool.

525
00:21:30,353 --> 00:21:32,156
She is cool.
Yeah. She's great.

526
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:33,957
- (Piña) I love her style.
- I know, right?

527
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,555
- She's awesome.
- Yeah, she's...

528
00:21:35,657 --> 00:21:37,757
She's amazing.
I'm really gonna miss her.

529
00:21:38,391 --> 00:21:39,726
Where's she going?

530
00:21:41,294 --> 00:21:42,826
To college.

531
00:21:42,929 --> 00:21:45,996
In six years?
She's... She's twelve years old!

532
00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:49,104
Yeah, I know. But it's just...
I'm gonna miss her,

533
00:21:49,206 --> 00:21:51,767
and I'm just gonna be alone.

534
00:21:51,869 --> 00:21:53,944
What about me?
Where have I gone?

535
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,578
I'm just saying it's gonna be...

536
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,777
- It's gonna be different.
- Do you know something I don't?

537
00:21:57,879 --> 00:22:00,580
No, I do not. I'm just saying,
it... won't be the same.

538
00:22:00,682 --> 00:22:02,947
It's not gonna be the same.
So... I'm sorry.

539
00:22:03,049 --> 00:22:05,449
I'm just, I feel like
I'm becoming emotional again.

540
00:22:05,551 --> 00:22:07,521
(Piña) Sorry for what?

541
00:22:07,623 --> 00:22:09,754
I mean, we would be crazy
if we didn't cry.

542
00:22:09,857 --> 00:22:11,425
- (Angela) Yeah.
- You know, it's the best way

543
00:22:11,527 --> 00:22:14,331
to release stress hormones,
cortisol.

544
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:16,331
Oh, I have a lot of that, then.
That's what I do.

545
00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:17,764
- She does.
- (Angela) It's just...

546
00:22:17,866 --> 00:22:19,900
There's nothing in the world
better than being a mom,

547
00:22:20,002 --> 00:22:21,364
you know?

548
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:23,299
For... For some.

549
00:22:24,235 --> 00:22:29,479
But not everyone, because
that... that isn't your path.

550
00:22:29,581 --> 00:22:32,147
- You... You don't...
- I mean, we talk about it.

551
00:22:32,249 --> 00:22:33,744
- We think about it.
- Right.

552
00:22:33,846 --> 00:22:36,053
- (Hawk) Hasn't been a priority.
- Yeah.

553
00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:37,613
- No, no. Yeah, maybe.
- Yeah.

554
00:22:37,715 --> 00:22:39,388
- Maybe.
- That's great.

555
00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:41,018
You should probably decide
sooner than later.

556
00:22:42,288 --> 00:22:43,526
What?

557
00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:47,926
Whether or not
you're gonna have children.

558
00:22:49,294 --> 00:22:50,533
Why?

559
00:22:52,136 --> 00:22:55,703
You know, just due to age.

560
00:22:58,206 --> 00:22:59,576
Whose age?

561
00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:01,344
You know? I mean...

562
00:23:01,446 --> 00:23:03,546
Picasso had a baby
when he was ninety, so...

563
00:23:03,648 --> 00:23:07,080
It's more... It's probably
more the science stuff.

564
00:23:07,182 --> 00:23:08,751
Mm... Science.

565
00:23:08,853 --> 00:23:12,620
Traditionally, the woman is...
I didn't want to talk about it.

566
00:23:12,722 --> 00:23:14,453
(Clears throat)
Actually, I have something...

567
00:23:14,555 --> 00:23:15,856
You know, time, she marches.

568
00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:18,457
Don't know if you saw it before,
but this is just something,

569
00:23:18,559 --> 00:23:21,965
a gesture to remind you of home.

570
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:24,797
Uh, it's just a little,
um... jamón.

571
00:23:24,899 --> 00:23:26,763
Oh, that is so sweet,
and I love how you say it.

572
00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:28,536
- Can you say it again?
- Jamón.

573
00:23:28,638 --> 00:23:30,934
Oh, my God.
It's so sweet, I will eat you!

574
00:23:31,037 --> 00:23:33,576
- I cannot... I don't eat meat.
- (Joe) Hmm?

575
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,079
- No?
- He does.

576
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:37,877
I do. Yeah.
Full carnivore.

577
00:23:39,517 --> 00:23:41,680
Cheese? Do you...
We have so much cheese!

578
00:23:41,782 --> 00:23:44,453
No. I mean... no.
For me, no cheese.

579
00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:46,585
- You don't eat cheese? No...
- She's a vegan.

580
00:23:46,687 --> 00:23:48,522
- Inflammation.
- Right, yeah.

581
00:23:48,624 --> 00:23:50,926
- Oh, the crackers.
- I don't. Mm-mm.

582
00:23:51,028 --> 00:23:52,394
For me, also no.

583
00:23:52,496 --> 00:23:55,297
No gluten, no dairy, no meat,
no sugar.

584
00:23:55,399 --> 00:23:56,931
We got almonds.
You want almonds?

585
00:23:57,033 --> 00:23:58,235
Ah...

586
00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:00,937
- You love almonds.
- I love almonds.

587
00:24:01,406 --> 00:24:03,801
Really failed on the meat,
then, huh?

588
00:24:03,903 --> 00:24:06,441
Meat fail.
Failed on the meat. It's OK.

589
00:24:06,543 --> 00:24:08,237
(Hawk) No. I will eat
Piña's meat.

590
00:24:08,339 --> 00:24:11,079
All your beautiful meat
will get eaten. I'm starving.

591
00:24:11,181 --> 00:24:12,610
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

592
00:24:12,712 --> 00:24:14,248
It's totally... Hey, it's great.

593
00:24:14,350 --> 00:24:15,649
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

594
00:24:15,751 --> 00:24:17,250
Is there a bathroom I can use
before I...?

595
00:24:17,352 --> 00:24:18,852
It's this... that.

596
00:24:18,954 --> 00:24:21,520
- Yeah. Thank you. It's lovely.
- Great. I just...

597
00:24:21,622 --> 00:24:23,724
Piña, what do you want to eat?

598
00:24:23,826 --> 00:24:25,655
Whatever you want, I can get it.
I can order it.

599
00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:26,956
I can get it here so fast.

600
00:24:27,058 --> 00:24:28,659
Five minutes.
They come on a bike.

601
00:24:28,762 --> 00:24:30,465
Anything, any cuisine you like.

602
00:24:30,567 --> 00:24:31,962
- What do you like?
- She's fine.

603
00:24:32,064 --> 00:24:33,971
- I don't want anything.
- Yeah, she's good.

604
00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,064
But I don't understand

605
00:24:35,166 --> 00:24:38,572
how you put all of this together
so quickly.

606
00:24:38,674 --> 00:24:40,510
I mean, we only planned
this morning.

607
00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:43,513
- This is like magic.
- This morning? Really?

608
00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:46,811
Was it? Or... I think yes...
yesterday morning.

609
00:24:46,913 --> 00:24:48,012
- Just this morning?
- This morning.

610
00:24:48,114 --> 00:24:49,945
- (Joe) Not yesterday.
- Last... Last morning.

611
00:24:50,047 --> 00:24:51,755
- This morning?
- Last morning.

612
00:24:51,857 --> 00:24:54,657
(Joe) That's not an expression.
This morning. Happened today.

613
00:24:54,759 --> 00:24:56,787
Just because the days, they...
You know how they...

614
00:24:56,889 --> 00:24:58,327
(Joe) They kind of
blur into one.

615
00:24:58,429 --> 00:24:59,989
- This morning.
- (Angela) Yes.

616
00:25:00,091 --> 00:25:02,026
- (Shivering)
- (Joe) Are you cold?

617
00:25:02,128 --> 00:25:04,502
What are you doing?
What's happening right now?

618
00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:06,829
- What you doing right now?
- (Shivering) Am I OK?

619
00:25:06,932 --> 00:25:08,602
I don't know.
Are you choking?

620
00:25:08,704 --> 00:25:11,670
(Angela) I just feel a little...
Am I OK?

621
00:25:11,772 --> 00:25:13,108
(Joe) Are you choking
right now?

622
00:25:13,210 --> 00:25:14,639
(Angela) No, I...

623
00:25:15,175 --> 00:25:18,212
- (Mumbling) I get a little...
- This happens a lot?

624
00:25:18,314 --> 00:25:20,749
(Toilet flushing)

625
00:25:23,515 --> 00:25:25,182
(Exhales)

626
00:25:29,122 --> 00:25:31,424
(Piña) It could be the beginning
of perimenopause.

627
00:25:31,526 --> 00:25:32,959
- What?
- Perimenopause?

628
00:25:33,061 --> 00:25:35,294
And it can be such
a challenging, horrible time...

629
00:25:35,396 --> 00:25:36,464
(Joe) Holy shit.

630
00:25:36,566 --> 00:25:37,929
...and last
more than ten years.

631
00:25:38,031 --> 00:25:40,003
- (Angela) Oh, God.
- Oh, my God. Great!

632
00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:41,501
Makes me so angry,

633
00:25:41,603 --> 00:25:43,902
how so many people still today

634
00:25:44,004 --> 00:25:46,541
talk about hot flashes
as the only problem.

635
00:25:46,643 --> 00:25:48,711
- I know.
- (Piña) This is a serious,

636
00:25:48,813 --> 00:25:52,647
huge neuroendocrine change
that affects everything -

637
00:25:52,749 --> 00:25:56,420
memory, cardiovascular health,
metabolism -

638
00:25:56,522 --> 00:25:58,821
and we are expected
just to deal with it.

639
00:25:58,923 --> 00:26:02,886
Just deal with depression,
anxiety, brain fog, insomnia.

640
00:26:02,988 --> 00:26:04,862
Mood swings.
Is that one of 'em?

641
00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,056
Yeah. Yeah.
Resentment towards your spouse.

642
00:26:07,158 --> 00:26:10,232
Overspending
on home goods and cheeses.

643
00:26:10,334 --> 00:26:12,295
Abundance of charcuterie.

644
00:26:13,935 --> 00:26:15,834
I knew you were gonna make
a joke about it.

645
00:26:15,936 --> 00:26:17,705
I am. I'm making a joke.
I thought...

646
00:26:17,807 --> 00:26:20,404
Let me explain it to you
in a different way.

647
00:26:20,506 --> 00:26:22,206
(Joe) OK.

648
00:26:23,781 --> 00:26:29,752
What if your testicles
shriveled up and died,

649
00:26:29,854 --> 00:26:33,883
and your empty ball sack
flopped around in the breeze

650
00:26:33,985 --> 00:26:38,326
for the next thirty years or so?

651
00:26:38,428 --> 00:26:40,323
How would you like that?

652
00:26:41,728 --> 00:26:43,098
I wouldn't like that.

653
00:26:43,567 --> 00:26:45,934
- No. You wouldn't.
- (Joe) No.

654
00:26:46,036 --> 00:26:49,138
- So, don't joke about it.
- (Joe) OK. Copy that. I won't.

655
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,500
I get it. I'm sorry.

656
00:26:51,202 --> 00:26:53,443
Are you a doctor
or something like that?

657
00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:56,072
- I'm a psychotherapist.
- (Joe) Ah.

658
00:26:56,174 --> 00:26:58,043
- And a sexologist.
- (Angela) Oh.

659
00:26:58,145 --> 00:27:00,883
- "Sexologist"?
- And I also care about women.

660
00:27:00,985 --> 00:27:02,786
- I, uh... care about women.
- (♪ "Flea Waltz" on piano)

661
00:27:02,888 --> 00:27:06,684
(Hawk) Hey, they got, uh...
like, a whole music studio here.

662
00:27:07,053 --> 00:27:09,557
That's gonna...
That's gonna be bad.

663
00:27:09,659 --> 00:27:11,090
You the...
You the piano player?

664
00:27:11,192 --> 00:27:14,665
- No one plays that anymore.
- Really? It's so nice.

665
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,360
No?

666
00:27:18,269 --> 00:27:19,801
Joe was in a band.

667
00:27:20,136 --> 00:27:22,131
- (Piña) Oh, really? In a band?
- (Angela) Yeah, in a band.

668
00:27:22,233 --> 00:27:23,333
- (Piña) In a band?
- (Angela) Mm-hmm.

669
00:27:23,435 --> 00:27:25,639
Do we know you, and we
just don't know we know you?

670
00:27:25,741 --> 00:27:27,276
- No. No, definitely not.
- Sure?

671
00:27:27,378 --> 00:27:29,244
Yes, I'm positive. Yeah.

672
00:27:29,346 --> 00:27:30,610
(Angela) They might.

673
00:27:30,713 --> 00:27:31,975
- Don't think so.
- (Piña) No?

674
00:27:32,077 --> 00:27:33,781
(Angela)
Remember The Onslaught?

675
00:27:33,884 --> 00:27:35,714
- Yeah, The Onslaught.
- They had a song, uh...

676
00:27:35,816 --> 00:27:37,246
"One Girl".
It was very big.

677
00:27:37,349 --> 00:27:39,386
- "One Girl", yeah.
- It was really big in...

678
00:27:39,488 --> 00:27:41,017
Yeah, for one week.

679
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,592
- In two thousand and...
- 2008.

680
00:27:43,694 --> 00:27:45,556
- Yeah.
- (Piña) Were you the girl?

681
00:27:45,658 --> 00:27:47,060
I was, I was.

682
00:27:47,162 --> 00:27:49,463
- Still is. Technically.
- (Angela) Technically, still.

683
00:27:49,565 --> 00:27:52,631
Yes.
I was the girl.

684
00:27:52,733 --> 00:27:53,767
(Piña) What kind of music?

685
00:27:53,869 --> 00:27:56,840
Well, it's like
pop, punk, indie...

686
00:27:56,942 --> 00:27:59,342
It's, like... It's not, uh...
It's... It's a dead genre.

687
00:27:59,445 --> 00:28:01,404
- Can we listen to it?
- No.

688
00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:04,281
But, I mean...
You know, can we...

689
00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:06,814
- Can you find it on Spotify?
- No.

690
00:28:06,917 --> 00:28:09,145
Do you ever play live?
We could come see you.

691
00:28:09,247 --> 00:28:11,046
Yeah, you kind of
missed that window

692
00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:13,482
by a few decades, unfortunately.

693
00:28:13,584 --> 00:28:15,919
(Angela) Joe plays...
He actually teaches music now.

694
00:28:16,021 --> 00:28:17,657
- Yeah.
- (Hawk) Where?

695
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,664
- East Bay.
- Like, Berkeley?

696
00:28:20,766 --> 00:28:24,827
No. East Bay Music.
It's a small conservatory.

697
00:28:25,563 --> 00:28:27,997
- It's an amazing school.
- It's fine. It's a fine school.

698
00:28:28,099 --> 00:28:29,733
(Hawk) You're a music professor?

699
00:28:29,835 --> 00:28:31,408
(Both) Associate.

700
00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:33,537
(Hawk) Wow.
That's really cool.

701
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,174
It's fine.

702
00:28:36,243 --> 00:28:38,515
(Hawk) I'm sorry.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

703
00:28:38,617 --> 00:28:40,347
- (Piña speaking Spanish)
- I'm sorry.

704
00:28:40,449 --> 00:28:41,880
What is the...

705
00:28:41,982 --> 00:28:45,052
- Oh, come on.
- Ah, la alfombra.

706
00:28:46,952 --> 00:28:48,187
What is going on here?

707
00:28:48,989 --> 00:28:51,924
This rug.
Where'd you get it?

708
00:28:52,026 --> 00:28:54,031
(Piña) He is obsessed
with carpets.

709
00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:55,498
Oh! So am I.

710
00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:58,361
- I love rugs. Joe not so much.
- Not so much.

711
00:28:58,463 --> 00:29:01,068
More into credenza,
sconces, things like that.

712
00:29:03,938 --> 00:29:05,909
Holy shit,
I think it's a Heriz.

713
00:29:06,011 --> 00:29:07,171
No!

714
00:29:07,274 --> 00:29:09,011
- And it's...
- (Hawk) Where did you get this?

715
00:29:09,113 --> 00:29:11,713
- I got it at a flea market.
- A flea market? No, you didn't.

716
00:29:11,815 --> 00:29:12,910
- (Angela) I did.
- (Hawk) No, you didn't.

717
00:29:13,013 --> 00:29:14,147
(Angela)
I just liked the colors.

718
00:29:14,249 --> 00:29:17,420
You did? Well, you found
a Van Gogh in a garage sale.

719
00:29:17,522 --> 00:29:19,118
- I did?
- Wow, look at that!

720
00:29:19,220 --> 00:29:21,821
- But it's a rug, so...
- (Hawk) No, it's not.

721
00:29:21,923 --> 00:29:24,026
- It's a Heriz.
- It's a Heriz.

722
00:29:24,128 --> 00:29:25,422
Rug.

723
00:29:26,196 --> 00:29:27,762
Hmm.

724
00:29:27,864 --> 00:29:30,198
But you didn't pay
a fortune for this?

725
00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:31,126
I did not.

726
00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:32,561
- You swear?
- It's a rug.

727
00:29:32,663 --> 00:29:36,901
Wow. You have a gift. I mean...
And that's, like... wow!

728
00:29:37,404 --> 00:29:39,739
I wanna take off my clothes
and just lie naked on it.

729
00:29:39,842 --> 00:29:41,070
- Do it.
- (Hawk) Can you imagine

730
00:29:41,172 --> 00:29:43,174
the things this carpet has seen?

731
00:29:43,276 --> 00:29:45,874
- So many stories.
- It's really, like...

732
00:29:45,976 --> 00:29:47,450
really cut it.

733
00:29:47,553 --> 00:29:49,749
An incredible, incredible vibe.

734
00:29:49,852 --> 00:29:52,587
- Good energy.
- (Exhales) Wow!

735
00:29:52,689 --> 00:29:54,457
Really good energy.
Yeah.

736
00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:56,759
He did our entire apartment.

737
00:29:56,861 --> 00:29:58,892
It's so beautiful.
You have to come over.

738
00:29:58,994 --> 00:30:00,727
And we really mean it,
unlike you, Joe.

739
00:30:00,830 --> 00:30:02,094
(Joe) Ha, ha, ha.
Very funny.

740
00:30:02,196 --> 00:30:03,928
Are you an interior designer
or something?

741
00:30:04,030 --> 00:30:05,730
What?
Oh, thank you. No.

742
00:30:05,832 --> 00:30:07,196
No. He is a fireman.

743
00:30:07,298 --> 00:30:08,932
Firefighter, we say.
Firefighter.

744
00:30:09,034 --> 00:30:10,674
You're a firefighter?

745
00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:12,607
You're not a...
You weren't a firefighter.

746
00:30:12,709 --> 00:30:14,238
Yeah, he was a fire captain.

747
00:30:14,340 --> 00:30:16,405
- You were a fire captain?
- Captain Hawk?

748
00:30:16,508 --> 00:30:18,747
- Captain Hawk. No, you weren't.
- Oh, my God.

749
00:30:18,849 --> 00:30:20,746
You're not Captain Hawk.
That's bullshit.

750
00:30:20,848 --> 00:30:22,311
- Why?
- (Joe) "Why"?

751
00:30:22,413 --> 00:30:24,083
You don't seem like
a firefighter.

752
00:30:24,185 --> 00:30:25,819
(Hawk) What does a firefighter
seem like?

753
00:30:25,921 --> 00:30:27,451
They're brawnier.
They're brawnier.

754
00:30:27,553 --> 00:30:29,188
- They have moustaches.
- (Angela) What do you mean?

755
00:30:29,290 --> 00:30:31,420
- They're brawnier
- ¿Qué es eso de "brawny"?

756
00:30:31,523 --> 00:30:33,792
- Fuerte. Fuerte.
- More fuerte. More fuerte.

757
00:30:33,894 --> 00:30:35,195
(Angela) He's very fuerte.

758
00:30:35,297 --> 00:30:37,700
He's pretty fuerte, although
he could be more fuerte.

759
00:30:37,802 --> 00:30:39,228
I don't know
if he's fireman fuerte.

760
00:30:39,330 --> 00:30:40,733
I was more fuerte
in the beginning,

761
00:30:40,835 --> 00:30:42,972
but I was, you know...

762
00:30:43,074 --> 00:30:46,273
I got to my pension.
I just decided I'd had enough

763
00:30:46,375 --> 00:30:50,909
and kind of gave up my hose
for the command job, and then...

764
00:30:51,011 --> 00:30:52,749
- Thank God.
- ...I retired

765
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:55,281
and just started pursuing
my other interests

766
00:30:55,383 --> 00:30:58,218
- and new adventures.
- Now he's studying roofing.

767
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,319
- Roofing. Beautiful.
- The adventure of roofing.

768
00:31:00,421 --> 00:31:03,657
- No, sorry. Rolfing. Rolfing.
- That's what I said.

769
00:31:03,759 --> 00:31:05,428
- Rolfing.
- Rolfing.

770
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:06,829
- Say it again.
- No.

771
00:31:06,931 --> 00:31:08,932
- Say it again.
- (Both speaking Spanish)

772
00:31:11,902 --> 00:31:14,264
You're a masseuse now.
That's cool.

773
00:31:14,366 --> 00:31:15,801
You gonna work
in the Four Seasons?

774
00:31:15,903 --> 00:31:18,068
No, no. Rolfing's a...

775
00:31:18,170 --> 00:31:20,570
It's a much deeper modality.

776
00:31:20,672 --> 00:31:24,943
It... It... It's challenging
for both parties, really.

777
00:31:25,046 --> 00:31:27,247
But, um... yeah, to be healing.

778
00:31:27,349 --> 00:31:30,248
I'm almost certified.
You wanna jump on my table, Joe?

779
00:31:30,351 --> 00:31:32,923
- Never in a million years.
- (Hawk laughing)

780
00:31:35,056 --> 00:31:37,455
Yeah...
I really love you, Joe.

781
00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:40,161
What do you love about me, Hawk?

782
00:31:42,133 --> 00:31:44,968
I like how honest you are
about what you're feeling.

783
00:31:46,101 --> 00:31:48,768
Well,
in the pursuit of honesty...

784
00:31:48,870 --> 00:31:50,336
Who wants a house tour?

785
00:31:50,438 --> 00:31:52,202
Would you like to see more?
There's so much more.

786
00:31:52,304 --> 00:31:53,338
- (Hawk) I do.
- (Angela) Great.

787
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,143
- (Hawk) Yeah. I definitely do.
- (Joe) Yeah.

788
00:31:55,245 --> 00:31:57,877
I'm actually gonna smoke
a joint. I've seen the place.

789
00:31:57,979 --> 00:32:00,449
(Angela) What? Now?
Joe! No!

790
00:32:00,551 --> 00:32:02,817
Can I come with you?

791
00:32:02,919 --> 00:32:04,720
- (Joe) Really?
- Yeah. Can I?

792
00:32:05,189 --> 00:32:09,058
- (Joe) Sure. Totally.
- You gonna go up to the roof?

793
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,194
I thought I'd just, you know,
maybe go in my office.

794
00:32:12,296 --> 00:32:14,026
That's cool, right? Unless
you have a problem with that.

795
00:32:14,128 --> 00:32:15,724
- No. Yeah. Yeah.
- Cool. Right?

796
00:32:15,826 --> 00:32:18,261
- Cool. Yeah. Cool. Yeah.
- So, yeah. Yeah. Cool, right?

797
00:32:18,363 --> 00:32:20,629
- Cool. Yeah. Let's go.
- Uh...

798
00:32:20,731 --> 00:32:23,232
Do you wanna open a window
'cause... you know.

799
00:32:23,334 --> 00:32:24,667
- (Joe) Yeah, sure.
- Great.

800
00:32:29,108 --> 00:32:30,747
A lot of stuff in here.

801
00:32:30,849 --> 00:32:33,343
(Hawk) What do you got
other than this?

802
00:32:33,445 --> 00:32:35,014
- You saw this.
- Copenhagen Designs.

803
00:32:35,116 --> 00:32:36,820
Oh, if you like...
Let's... Here.

804
00:32:36,922 --> 00:32:39,352
We'll start in here.
I wanna show you...

805
00:32:39,454 --> 00:32:42,791
- You spend a lot of time here.
- I do. You can tell?

806
00:32:42,893 --> 00:32:45,421
- Yes, I can.
- Yeah, it's...

807
00:32:45,523 --> 00:32:47,159
It's a little messy.
I'm usually...

808
00:32:47,261 --> 00:32:49,527
um, you know,
usually alone in here.

809
00:32:54,936 --> 00:32:56,699
There you go. (Chuckles)

810
00:32:57,807 --> 00:32:59,408
There you go. (Chuckles)

811
00:32:59,510 --> 00:33:00,940
But chaos...

812
00:33:01,042 --> 00:33:02,841
Biggest sign of creativity.

813
00:33:02,943 --> 00:33:04,508
Really? Good. Great.

814
00:33:04,610 --> 00:33:07,110
It means you're focused
on more important things.

815
00:33:07,212 --> 00:33:09,182
Oh, you know, that's...

816
00:33:09,285 --> 00:33:11,315
That's how I like
to think of it. Not sure...

817
00:33:11,417 --> 00:33:13,517
Not sure Angela would
agree with that.

818
00:33:13,619 --> 00:33:16,785
She purges things.
Disgusting in here. (Chuckles)

819
00:33:16,887 --> 00:33:20,094
(Angela) I actually did
all of this grouting myself,

820
00:33:20,196 --> 00:33:22,499
which I love.
I... I find it meditative.

821
00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:23,793
Joe thinks I'm insane.

822
00:33:23,895 --> 00:33:26,496
And then the floor... I mean,
I'm sure this is something

823
00:33:26,598 --> 00:33:28,336
- you might have picked up.
- (Hawk) No.

824
00:33:28,438 --> 00:33:29,906
No?

825
00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:32,905
- Original ceramic penny tile.
- (Hawk) Wow.

826
00:33:33,007 --> 00:33:34,273
(Angela)
Anyway, that was

827
00:33:34,375 --> 00:33:36,013
sort of similar
to what was there before.

828
00:33:36,115 --> 00:33:38,312
But that was kind of
what I was going for with the...

829
00:33:38,414 --> 00:33:41,211
The whole theme was, um...
renovation without change,

830
00:33:41,313 --> 00:33:44,853
which I think I succeeded in,

831
00:33:44,955 --> 00:33:46,655
you know,
just to keep it original,

832
00:33:46,757 --> 00:33:49,454
but with a new surface.

833
00:33:49,556 --> 00:33:54,059
I mean, admittedly,
I know a lot less about tile

834
00:33:54,161 --> 00:33:56,031
than I've learned about rugs,

835
00:33:56,133 --> 00:33:58,527
and a lot of the bathrooms
that I've seen

836
00:33:58,629 --> 00:34:01,135
- have been on fire, so, my...
- Oh, no.

837
00:34:01,237 --> 00:34:02,837
...my relationship with them
was fleeting.

838
00:34:02,939 --> 00:34:04,468
But, um, I'd have just said

839
00:34:04,570 --> 00:34:07,704
this was an immaculately
preserved vintage...

840
00:34:09,613 --> 00:34:10,880
...bathroom.

841
00:34:11,182 --> 00:34:14,181
Wow. Um, that's
what I was going for. That's...

842
00:34:14,283 --> 00:34:16,480
- (Hawk) You fooled me.
- Wow! (Laughs)

843
00:34:16,583 --> 00:34:19,548
- Oh! Facebook marketplace.
- (Hawk) Come on.

844
00:34:19,650 --> 00:34:21,685
The jamón is not...
is not jamón.

845
00:34:21,787 --> 00:34:24,157
- (Joe) That's not jamón?
- No, it's really prosciutto.

846
00:34:24,259 --> 00:34:25,524
- (Joe) It's prosciutto?
- Which is OK.

847
00:34:25,626 --> 00:34:27,424
It doesn't look like jamón.
It looks like prosciutto.

848
00:34:27,526 --> 00:34:28,959
(Piña) But I didn't wanna
say anything.

849
00:34:29,061 --> 00:34:30,229
No, yeah, don't.

850
00:34:30,331 --> 00:34:31,968
If you told her
that wasn't jamón,

851
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,132
she would commit suicide
in our dining room.

852
00:34:34,235 --> 00:34:35,598
I'm telling you that right now.

853
00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:38,036
She can't take it.
She could not take that.

854
00:34:38,138 --> 00:34:40,077
- More?
- (Chuckling)

855
00:34:41,439 --> 00:34:43,672
- (Joe) You good?
- No, no.

856
00:34:43,775 --> 00:34:47,046
Like, I... I don't want more
because then...

857
00:34:47,148 --> 00:34:49,084
If I have more than one hit,

858
00:34:49,186 --> 00:34:51,988
I start counting objects,
and I can't stop,

859
00:34:52,091 --> 00:34:54,056
and imagine what that
would be like in here.

860
00:34:54,158 --> 00:34:55,988
(Joe) You start counting
objects? (Laughing)

861
00:34:56,090 --> 00:34:57,621
I've never heard of that.

862
00:34:57,723 --> 00:35:00,462
We'd lose you for the rest
of your life. (Laughing)

863
00:35:00,564 --> 00:35:01,730
Exactly.

864
00:35:01,832 --> 00:35:03,927
Exactly. What is this?

865
00:35:04,530 --> 00:35:06,395
(Joe) It's...
It's for a xylophone.

866
00:35:06,497 --> 00:35:08,397
Exactly.
You figured it out.

867
00:35:08,499 --> 00:35:10,501
It's intuitive, ultimately.

868
00:35:10,603 --> 00:35:12,840
There's only one of those,
so you're OK.

869
00:35:12,942 --> 00:35:15,007
Figured it out. (Laughing)

870
00:35:15,109 --> 00:35:17,476
This is actually, um...

871
00:35:17,578 --> 00:35:22,384
This is where the two
apartments were combined.

872
00:35:22,486 --> 00:35:25,084
And you can just see the...
'cause it's a bit thicker there,

873
00:35:25,186 --> 00:35:27,616
that that's where they, um...

874
00:35:27,718 --> 00:35:30,792
where there used to be
a separation.

875
00:35:30,894 --> 00:35:32,962
- A wall.
- Wall! (Laughs)

876
00:35:33,064 --> 00:35:35,094
That was...
what they call a wall.

877
00:35:35,196 --> 00:35:36,999
The technical term is "wall".

878
00:35:37,101 --> 00:35:38,901
We literally
are just that much, so...

879
00:35:39,003 --> 00:35:40,134
Oh, right,
'cause you guys are...

880
00:35:40,236 --> 00:35:42,502
- Yeah, yeah. It's so lucky.
- Huh!

881
00:35:42,604 --> 00:35:45,642
Well, so, this is Maggie's room,
and I actually did...

882
00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:47,076
I did all the stenciling,

883
00:35:47,178 --> 00:35:48,672
and she's probably
a little old for it now.

884
00:35:48,774 --> 00:35:50,375
I'm probably gonna
have to change it, but I...

885
00:35:50,477 --> 00:35:53,850
- No, it's cute.
- Yeah, it's... Yeah.

886
00:35:53,952 --> 00:35:55,948
- The carpeting is...
- (Grunts)

887
00:35:56,050 --> 00:35:57,919
- Oh!
- Wow.

888
00:35:58,022 --> 00:36:00,154
- Oh.
- God. That's so good.

889
00:36:00,256 --> 00:36:03,257
- Oh!
- Is that, like, Larry Salton?

890
00:36:03,359 --> 00:36:05,723
Oh, no. No. No, no.
That... That is me.

891
00:36:07,427 --> 00:36:10,427
- You took it?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

892
00:36:10,529 --> 00:36:12,865
Wow! Do you work
as a photographer?

893
00:36:12,967 --> 00:36:14,468
(Laughs) No.

894
00:36:14,570 --> 00:36:16,832
No, I went to art school,
like, a million years ago,

895
00:36:16,934 --> 00:36:19,643
and I got a degree
I did literally nothing with,

896
00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:21,339
and that is from then.

897
00:36:21,441 --> 00:36:24,275
I mean, I think...
you know, you...

898
00:36:24,644 --> 00:36:26,849
Your creativity
is all over this place.

899
00:36:26,952 --> 00:36:28,647
I think you're really talented.

900
00:36:30,050 --> 00:36:31,620
Thank you.

901
00:36:31,722 --> 00:36:32,983
What about this?

902
00:36:33,085 --> 00:36:36,355
Oh, that's, no, 'cause that...
That's the bedroom, which is...

903
00:36:36,457 --> 00:36:38,192
- What's going on in here?
- Yeah.

904
00:36:38,294 --> 00:36:40,128
No, I know, I didn't...
I didn't...

905
00:36:40,230 --> 00:36:42,825
It's... not part of the tour.
(Laughs)

906
00:36:42,927 --> 00:36:46,098
- It's a pretty important room.
- Yeah... Yeah.

907
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,563
Yes. He is a fireman.

908
00:36:47,665 --> 00:36:49,532
(Joe) He's really
a fireman? Yeah.

909
00:36:49,634 --> 00:36:52,108
How long
have you been with him?

910
00:36:52,211 --> 00:36:55,143
Uh... one year.
A little less than one year.

911
00:36:55,245 --> 00:36:56,810
- (Joe) One year. That's it?
- Mm.

912
00:36:56,912 --> 00:36:58,143
(Joe) Oh, wow.

913
00:36:58,245 --> 00:36:59,876
Would've thought longer.

914
00:37:01,952 --> 00:37:04,051
I was married before.

915
00:37:04,153 --> 00:37:05,853
- (Joe) Really?
- Yeah.

916
00:37:05,955 --> 00:37:07,120
(Joe) Interesting.

917
00:37:07,222 --> 00:37:10,022
How did you meet the fireman?

918
00:37:10,124 --> 00:37:12,090
He was my patient.

919
00:37:12,192 --> 00:37:14,028
He was your patient?

920
00:37:14,130 --> 00:37:16,664
And then you started dating him?

921
00:37:16,766 --> 00:37:18,032
Piña!

922
00:37:18,134 --> 00:37:21,238
This was Joe's parents' house.

923
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,105
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.

924
00:37:23,207 --> 00:37:24,667
- He grew up here?
- He grew up here.

925
00:37:24,769 --> 00:37:28,405
Yeah. He was conceived
right here.

926
00:37:28,807 --> 00:37:30,343
- On this bed?
- No. No, no, different bed.

927
00:37:30,445 --> 00:37:32,511
- Oh, good. Yeah.
- Different mattress.

928
00:37:32,613 --> 00:37:34,577
- Different bed.
- Parental fluids is, like,

929
00:37:34,679 --> 00:37:36,384
a little bit too intimate,
maybe.

930
00:37:36,486 --> 00:37:38,920
I mean, he hates...
hates people knowing this,

931
00:37:39,022 --> 00:37:40,553
- so don't...
- Why?

932
00:37:40,655 --> 00:37:42,989
Because, I mean, we could
never in a million years

933
00:37:43,091 --> 00:37:45,088
afford this place.

934
00:37:45,190 --> 00:37:48,261
No shame in that. Like, nobody
in America can afford anything.

935
00:37:48,363 --> 00:37:50,528
Yeah, but he just...
He really...

936
00:37:50,630 --> 00:37:52,434
- It's a bit... eezzz!
- That's crazy.

937
00:37:52,536 --> 00:37:55,104
- Yeah, it's not a...
- It's such a gift. I mean...

938
00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:57,535
- Just...
- Well, that's what I think.

939
00:37:57,637 --> 00:38:00,938
- Make it positive, you know?
- Yeah.

940
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:05,213
Be grateful and lean into it.
Make it your own, you know?

941
00:38:05,315 --> 00:38:07,110
- Yeah.
- So much pleasure in that.

942
00:38:07,212 --> 00:38:08,650
Yeah...

943
00:38:08,752 --> 00:38:10,045
Yeah.

944
00:38:14,321 --> 00:38:15,688
Can I ask you something?

945
00:38:16,155 --> 00:38:17,453
Sure.

946
00:38:17,555 --> 00:38:19,622
I just... I have a...

947
00:38:19,724 --> 00:38:21,694
I have a decision to make,
and I...

948
00:38:21,796 --> 00:38:24,229
I feel like you might be able
to help me make it.

949
00:38:24,331 --> 00:38:26,336
I mean, if I can, yeah.

950
00:38:27,536 --> 00:38:29,272
Wait, did you
leave your husband for Hawk?

951
00:38:29,374 --> 00:38:31,768
- Is that what happened?
- No, no, no. I didn't.

952
00:38:31,870 --> 00:38:35,345
That relationship was over
when I met him.

953
00:38:39,811 --> 00:38:43,150
How did you know
that, uh... it was over,

954
00:38:43,252 --> 00:38:44,546
if you don't mind me asking?

955
00:38:45,149 --> 00:38:48,220
'Cause we stopped having sex,
then we stopped talking.

956
00:38:48,322 --> 00:38:51,155
Then we were strangers.

957
00:38:51,924 --> 00:38:55,824
People... people forget
that they deserve more.

958
00:38:55,926 --> 00:38:59,435
You know?
They start living on<i> migajas.</i>

959
00:39:00,335 --> 00:39:02,766
- Crumbs.
- Crumbs. Yeah.

960
00:39:02,869 --> 00:39:05,736
And I cannot live like that.
I'd rather die.

961
00:39:05,838 --> 00:39:09,378
I think you really
just have to listen to

962
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,474
what is your heart
kind of pulling you toward,

963
00:39:11,576 --> 00:39:13,746
what vision of yourself?

964
00:39:14,983 --> 00:39:16,452
You know?

965
00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:19,422
I mean, do you see yourself
walking on a cold beach

966
00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:22,720
alone with the wind in your face
and the clarity of that?

967
00:39:22,822 --> 00:39:27,590
Or sitting on a southern porch
in the heat,

968
00:39:27,692 --> 00:39:30,400
holding hands and getting old...

969
00:39:32,968 --> 00:39:34,635
...or...

970
00:39:35,770 --> 00:39:39,101
...sitting in a Copenhagen café
with a stranger?

971
00:39:40,509 --> 00:39:43,110
- I'd go with Copenhagen.
- (Laughs)

972
00:39:43,212 --> 00:39:44,841
I feel the same way. I...

973
00:39:44,944 --> 00:39:47,916
For some reason,
I knew that you would feel that.

974
00:39:48,018 --> 00:39:49,978
It seems so clear

975
00:39:50,081 --> 00:39:52,020
now that we're here
looking at it. I, uh...

976
00:39:52,122 --> 00:39:53,717
You're so right. It's...

977
00:39:53,819 --> 00:39:55,319
It was right there
the whole time.

978
00:39:55,421 --> 00:39:56,757
God! Thank you.

979
00:39:56,859 --> 00:39:59,659
- You didn't need an opinion.
- I did, though. I needed you.

980
00:39:59,761 --> 00:40:01,057
- You just needed...
- No, you don't understand.

981
00:40:01,159 --> 00:40:03,863
It's been months of this.
I've been tortured, and...

982
00:40:03,965 --> 00:40:06,163
You just needed someone to
tell you what you already knew.

983
00:40:06,265 --> 00:40:07,396
Yeah.

984
00:40:07,498 --> 00:40:09,372
Joe just...

985
00:40:09,474 --> 00:40:12,275
He thinks they all look
the same. He... yeah.

986
00:40:12,377 --> 00:40:15,276
- Is... Is he color blind?
- He might be.

987
00:40:15,378 --> 00:40:17,544
- That man's name is Hawk.
- Shh!

988
00:40:17,646 --> 00:40:20,480
There's worse birds.
Could've been worse.

989
00:40:20,582 --> 00:40:22,384
Just know that
at the end of the day -

990
00:40:22,486 --> 00:40:25,618
of all the birds,
it's a pretty cool one.

991
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:28,024
"What is your name?"
"My name is Pigeon."

992
00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:30,122
(Joe) "I'm Pigeon." (Laughs)

993
00:40:30,224 --> 00:40:32,792
Shh! No, I...

994
00:40:33,928 --> 00:40:36,559
Please, this is torture.
I cannot laugh at his name.

995
00:40:36,661 --> 00:40:38,463
I'm sorry. How dare I?

996
00:40:38,566 --> 00:40:39,895
"This is my boyfriend, Pelican.

997
00:40:39,997 --> 00:40:41,403
- "He's a sweetheart."
- (Piña laughing)

998
00:40:41,505 --> 00:40:43,504
And I grabbed a tank,
and I went back in,

999
00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:45,206
and the dog was
where they said it would be.

1000
00:40:45,308 --> 00:40:46,539
And that's when I ran out of air

1001
00:40:46,641 --> 00:40:48,173
because I had grabbed
an empty tank.

1002
00:40:48,275 --> 00:40:49,906
Oh, God! Oh, no.

1003
00:40:50,008 --> 00:40:51,907
Yeah. So, I just...
I sucked a lot of smoke,

1004
00:40:52,009 --> 00:40:54,542
and I burned my lungs
and my throat.

1005
00:40:54,644 --> 00:40:56,715
Oh, wow. Wow.

1006
00:40:56,817 --> 00:40:59,448
- And then it was time to quit.
- Yeah.

1007
00:40:59,550 --> 00:41:00,957
Yeah, yeah.

1008
00:41:01,059 --> 00:41:03,159
But... you know what?

1009
00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:07,525
Life's been so expansive
since then

1010
00:41:07,627 --> 00:41:10,398
that I kind of can't believe

1011
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,227
that I did it
as long as I did it.

1012
00:41:13,432 --> 00:41:16,235
And now... rugs.

1013
00:41:16,337 --> 00:41:17,773
- Rugs.
- Rugs.

1014
00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:19,509
Yeah.

1015
00:41:20,643 --> 00:41:23,344
- I love them so much.
- I love them, too.

1016
00:41:23,446 --> 00:41:24,973
- It's a problem.
- Yeah, I know.

1017
00:41:25,075 --> 00:41:28,449
'Cause I...
I just want all of them.

1018
00:41:28,551 --> 00:41:30,445
- I want all... the rugs.
- ...the rugs.

1019
00:41:30,548 --> 00:41:32,515
(Laughing)

1020
00:41:32,617 --> 00:41:34,689
- Same.
- Yeah.

1021
00:41:37,929 --> 00:41:39,688
Have you...

1022
00:41:39,790 --> 00:41:41,527
Have you got tequila?

1023
00:41:41,629 --> 00:41:43,727
Do... I do have tequila!
I have.

1024
00:41:43,829 --> 00:41:44,961
- Would you like some?
- Yeah.

1025
00:41:45,063 --> 00:41:47,302
- Yes. OK. Yeah. Yeah.
- Please. I mean...

1026
00:41:47,404 --> 00:41:48,601
- They're smoking a joint.
- Right?

1027
00:41:48,703 --> 00:41:50,771
- We better catch up, right?
- Yeah.

1028
00:41:53,908 --> 00:41:56,711
I'm just gonna go
to the bathroom real quick.

1029
00:42:01,085 --> 00:42:02,618
(Exhales sharply)

1030
00:42:03,351 --> 00:42:04,452
These are beautiful!

1031
00:42:04,554 --> 00:42:05,882
Thanks.
They're silly. They're old.

1032
00:42:05,984 --> 00:42:07,719
- They're, uh...
- No, they are beautiful.

1033
00:42:07,821 --> 00:42:09,557
- They are interesting.
- Thank you.

1034
00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:11,323
- Yeah. Appreciate it.
- Look, I have this one.

1035
00:42:11,425 --> 00:42:13,128
Oh, wow, nice! Sun.

1036
00:42:13,230 --> 00:42:14,564
I... I have this one.

1037
00:42:29,878 --> 00:42:32,610
- Sorry, I want you to see...
- Take your time.

1038
00:42:32,713 --> 00:42:35,717
They're two in one, or... Yeah.

1039
00:42:36,750 --> 00:42:39,486
- Oh, wow!
- OK. What is that?

1040
00:42:39,588 --> 00:42:41,919
- It's two birds.
- Piña and Hawk.

1041
00:42:42,022 --> 00:42:45,358
Piña and Hawk.
Look at the that! That's nice.

1042
00:42:45,460 --> 00:42:47,828
I like that. (Chuckles)

1043
00:42:50,432 --> 00:42:52,831
So, when did you get them?

1044
00:42:52,934 --> 00:42:55,467
- When you were in that band?
- I did, yeah.

1045
00:42:55,569 --> 00:42:56,998
Pretty old. Long time ago.

1046
00:42:57,100 --> 00:42:59,004
Twenty...
Twenty years ago, maybe.

1047
00:43:12,454 --> 00:43:13,682
- That's, uh...
- Oh!

1048
00:43:13,784 --> 00:43:15,083
- Yeah.
- Wow.

1049
00:43:15,185 --> 00:43:17,720
You know, um...
you should replace this.

1050
00:43:17,822 --> 00:43:18,887
It's really dangerous.

1051
00:43:18,989 --> 00:43:21,091
This old single-pane stuff.

1052
00:43:21,193 --> 00:43:23,760
It'll shatter
with even a little bit of heat.

1053
00:43:23,862 --> 00:43:25,393
Oh, there's no risk of that.

1054
00:43:25,495 --> 00:43:29,768
This is a very cold apartment.
There's not a lot of...

1055
00:43:29,870 --> 00:43:32,305
- Mm.
- There's not a lot of heat.

1056
00:43:32,407 --> 00:43:34,039
You never know.

1057
00:43:35,510 --> 00:43:36,575
- Tequila.
- Tequila.

1058
00:43:36,677 --> 00:43:37,944
- Yeah.
- Yes. Tequila.

1059
00:43:40,318 --> 00:43:42,113
Can you do something for me?

1060
00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:45,649
Probably. Yeah.

1061
00:43:45,751 --> 00:43:47,455
Please play something.

1062
00:43:47,557 --> 00:43:49,554
- (Laughs)
- One song. Just one.

1063
00:43:49,656 --> 00:43:51,958
I love music. Please.

1064
00:43:55,498 --> 00:43:58,663
- Please.
- I... (Chuckles)

1065
00:43:58,765 --> 00:44:00,536
I... I should check on Angela.

1066
00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:02,633
Make sure she didn't forget
how to breathe.

1067
00:44:02,735 --> 00:44:03,904
You know what I mean?

1068
00:44:05,335 --> 00:44:08,104
(Piña) Joe, have you met
the new neighbors?

1069
00:44:08,207 --> 00:44:10,978
Yeah... They're really cool,
actually. Yeah.

1070
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,647
They, uh... make no small talk
whatsoever in the elevator.

1071
00:44:13,749 --> 00:44:15,581
- They talk with us.
- Oh, they do?

1072
00:44:15,684 --> 00:44:17,280
I bet they do.
That's shocking.

1073
00:44:17,382 --> 00:44:19,320
(Hawk) They're pretty sweet
when you get to know 'em.

1074
00:44:19,422 --> 00:44:20,683
Joe, put on some music.

1075
00:44:20,785 --> 00:44:22,185
Yeah! Putting it on.

1076
00:44:22,287 --> 00:44:25,090
Uh, yeah, what kind of music
are you into, Hawk?

1077
00:44:25,923 --> 00:44:27,462
Like... what is Sade?

1078
00:44:27,564 --> 00:44:28,929
- "What is Sade"?
- She loves that.

1079
00:44:29,496 --> 00:44:31,665
Sexy-world-funk.

1080
00:44:31,767 --> 00:44:32,895
- (Hawk) That's not jazz?
- (Joe) No!

1081
00:44:32,997 --> 00:44:34,570
(Piña) No, that's not jazz.

1082
00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:36,199
(Hawk) I mean,
there's a lot of saxophones.

1083
00:44:36,301 --> 00:44:38,904
(Joe) No, Sade is not jazz.
Are you kidding me?

1084
00:44:39,007 --> 00:44:41,508
- It's like...
- (Hawk) Well, listen, then...

1085
00:44:41,610 --> 00:44:42,907
Metallica and Judas Priest.

1086
00:44:43,009 --> 00:44:44,814
(Joe) You don't know
any jazz at all?

1087
00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:47,711
- Oh, who doesn't love Sade?
- (Hawk) I really wanna learn.

1088
00:44:47,813 --> 00:44:49,686
Where should I start?

1089
00:44:49,788 --> 00:44:51,917
(Joe) Miles Davis.
John Coltrane. Dizzy Gillespie.

1090
00:44:52,019 --> 00:44:53,789
(Hawk) Miles with the cheeks
that go out?

1091
00:44:53,891 --> 00:44:55,252
(Joe) Actually, I feel
like at this point in your life,

1092
00:44:55,354 --> 00:44:57,790
you have to work harder
to not know who Miles Davis is

1093
00:44:57,892 --> 00:44:59,562
- than to know who he is.
- (Hawk) Oh! Oh!

1094
00:44:59,664 --> 00:45:02,065
He-Hey! Literally,
look what I just pulled.

1095
00:45:02,167 --> 00:45:03,360
(Joe) No, no, no.

1096
00:45:03,462 --> 00:45:06,096
- (Piña) You have to play it.
- (Hawk) Can we play just a...

1097
00:45:06,198 --> 00:45:07,966
- "One Girl."
- (Piña) Play it. Play it.

1098
00:45:08,068 --> 00:45:09,831
Come on. This is
your love story right here.

1099
00:45:09,933 --> 00:45:11,103
No! No, no, no, no.

1100
00:45:11,205 --> 00:45:12,638
- (Piña) Yes, I want to hear it.
- (Joe) Don't put it on.

1101
00:45:12,741 --> 00:45:13,973
- Come on.
- Don't put it on.

1102
00:45:14,075 --> 00:45:15,943
- (Hawk) Just give us a taste.
- Don't put it on!

1103
00:45:16,045 --> 00:45:18,179
(Hawk) We've got the artist,
and we've got the girl.

1104
00:45:18,281 --> 00:45:20,080
(Clattering)

1105
00:45:20,383 --> 00:45:22,114
- No?
- No.

1106
00:45:23,154 --> 00:45:24,919
Hey, sorry.

1107
00:45:26,652 --> 00:45:28,483
I'm sorry.

1108
00:45:29,623 --> 00:45:31,419
You know what? Um...

1109
00:45:31,521 --> 00:45:33,423
We actually shouldn't
listen to music right now.

1110
00:45:33,525 --> 00:45:34,992
There's something I've been
wanting to talk to you about.

1111
00:45:35,094 --> 00:45:36,997
Oh, my God.
You have to try this.

1112
00:45:38,799 --> 00:45:40,300
- Wow!
- Isn't that good?

1113
00:45:40,402 --> 00:45:41,396
Oh, my God.

1114
00:45:41,498 --> 00:45:43,371
- It's incredible.
- (Piña) I can't be objective,

1115
00:45:43,473 --> 00:45:44,566
but my flan is the best.

1116
00:45:44,668 --> 00:45:47,335
- (Angela) It's unbelievable.
- Like a silky crack cocaine.

1117
00:45:47,437 --> 00:45:48,971
It's so good.
And it melts in your mouth.

1118
00:45:49,074 --> 00:45:50,473
(Angela)
Yeah, it's so delicious.

1119
00:45:50,575 --> 00:45:53,409
- Anyway, I was about to say...
- No! My God! Have more! Mm!

1120
00:45:53,511 --> 00:45:56,445
Second bite is when it really
just... settles in,

1121
00:45:56,547 --> 00:45:58,816
- just slides down.
- It's great. Look, anyway...

1122
00:45:58,919 --> 00:46:01,088
God, it's got such sauce in it!

1123
00:46:01,190 --> 00:46:03,254
- I need to talk to you about...
- Let's have shots, right?

1124
00:46:03,356 --> 00:46:05,623
Should we do shots?
I think we should have a toast.

1125
00:46:05,725 --> 00:46:06,758
- Sure.
- Yes.

1126
00:46:06,860 --> 00:46:08,262
I think shots for everybody.

1127
00:46:08,665 --> 00:46:10,566
- (Piña) Thank you.
- Yeah.

1128
00:46:10,668 --> 00:46:13,996
Anyway, the noise
has been a thing that...

1129
00:46:14,098 --> 00:46:15,903
...we want to apologize for.

1130
00:46:16,005 --> 00:46:18,700
Because it's been loud,
and it took longer...

1131
00:46:18,802 --> 00:46:21,303
It took longer than we thought,
and you guys have been so kind,

1132
00:46:21,406 --> 00:46:25,647
and we just wanted to say
thank you and sorry.

1133
00:46:25,749 --> 00:46:28,450
- (Hawk) You're so nice. Look...
- Yes.

1134
00:46:28,553 --> 00:46:29,750
- We're all neighbors...
- Yes.

1135
00:46:29,852 --> 00:46:32,484
- ...and we really...
- (Piña) Salud.

1136
00:46:32,586 --> 00:46:34,791
And gracias.

1137
00:46:34,893 --> 00:46:38,594
We're just so happy that
you invited us and grateful.

1138
00:46:38,696 --> 00:46:41,727
And actually,
we also have something

1139
00:46:41,830 --> 00:46:43,262
we wanted to talk to you about.

1140
00:46:43,364 --> 00:46:45,802
You also want to talk to us?
That's a funny coincidence.

1141
00:46:45,904 --> 00:46:47,669
We both had things
we wanted to say to each other.

1142
00:46:47,771 --> 00:46:49,671
- It's nothing bad. Nothing bad.
- No?

1143
00:46:49,773 --> 00:46:51,906
I think something's
on Joe's mind.

1144
00:46:52,008 --> 00:46:54,137
I do have something on my mind.
I actually do.

1145
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:55,972
(Hawk)
I feel like since we came...

1146
00:46:56,075 --> 00:46:57,440
(Angela)
You guys have something.

1147
00:46:57,542 --> 00:46:59,341
No, they have something to say.
You guys should go.

1148
00:46:59,443 --> 00:47:02,412
- Say it. We're all friends.
- No, you first!

1149
00:47:03,546 --> 00:47:07,184
You are the guests,
and you should go first.

1150
00:47:07,286 --> 00:47:09,086
You guys go,
and then I'll go right after.

1151
00:47:09,188 --> 00:47:10,793
I don't care.
It doesn't matter to me.

1152
00:47:10,895 --> 00:47:13,723
All right. Well, um...
we wanted to apologize.

1153
00:47:13,825 --> 00:47:14,926
(Piña) Yes.

1154
00:47:15,028 --> 00:47:17,429
- You wanted to apologize?
- To us?

1155
00:47:17,531 --> 00:47:18,667
For what?

1156
00:47:18,769 --> 00:47:20,670
We feel
we might have bothered you.

1157
00:47:20,772 --> 00:47:22,164
- (Angela) Bothered us?
- On more than...

1158
00:47:22,266 --> 00:47:24,305
more than one occasion,
actually.

1159
00:47:24,407 --> 00:47:25,973
What? When?

1160
00:47:26,075 --> 00:47:29,611
(Hawk) Um... at night, usually,
and specifically,

1161
00:47:29,713 --> 00:47:31,773
and sometimes
late in the night.

1162
00:47:31,875 --> 00:47:33,514
What?

1163
00:47:33,883 --> 00:47:35,511
- (Joe) Hmm...
- When we have sex.

1164
00:47:36,619 --> 00:47:38,918
- You?
- (Piña) Yes.

1165
00:47:39,020 --> 00:47:41,852
- We... We do have sex a lot.
- A lot.

1166
00:47:41,954 --> 00:47:43,658
Yeah. I mean... yeah.

1167
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,822
And we really try
to keep it down,

1168
00:47:46,924 --> 00:47:48,692
but sometimes...

1169
00:47:49,195 --> 00:47:50,899
- Lately...
- Lately, it's been...

1170
00:47:51,001 --> 00:47:54,633
It's been really impossible
not to lose control.

1171
00:47:54,735 --> 00:47:56,100
Even for a fireman.

1172
00:47:56,202 --> 00:47:58,441
- (Hawk) A firefighter.
- Firefighter.

1173
00:47:58,543 --> 00:47:59,841
We know we've been too loud,

1174
00:47:59,944 --> 00:48:03,478
and we know it was intrusive,
and we're sorry.

1175
00:48:03,580 --> 00:48:05,679
And we're gonna be...

1176
00:48:05,782 --> 00:48:07,179
- more conscientious.
- Yes.

1177
00:48:07,281 --> 00:48:09,380
- Better neighbors.
- (Angela) Oh, my God. No.

1178
00:48:09,482 --> 00:48:12,149
You guys don't have...
No! We have not heard anything.

1179
00:48:12,251 --> 00:48:14,284
Honestly,
we haven't heard anything.

1180
00:48:14,386 --> 00:48:17,318
We... It hasn't even...
What? Right, Joe?

1181
00:48:17,420 --> 00:48:20,094
We haven't heard anything,
right?

1182
00:48:27,103 --> 00:48:29,764
No, we actually haven't heard
anything, so...

1183
00:48:29,866 --> 00:48:32,739
No need to apologize. I...
I sleep like a log, you know?

1184
00:48:32,841 --> 00:48:34,944
- (Angela) Log...
- Yeah.

1185
00:48:35,809 --> 00:48:37,947
- Joe.
- What?

1186
00:48:38,581 --> 00:48:40,510
- Joe?
- Yes?

1187
00:48:41,912 --> 00:48:43,312
Joe...

1188
00:48:43,414 --> 00:48:45,680
- (Joe) What?
- (Both speaking Spanish)

1189
00:48:48,151 --> 00:48:50,018
(Joe) What, Hawk?

1190
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,453
- Joe.
- What?

1191
00:48:51,555 --> 00:48:53,356
- (Hawk) Don't... don't lie.
- Not lying.

1192
00:48:53,458 --> 00:48:55,258
Joe, you've been
telling the truth all night.

1193
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,126
I... I love
when you tell the truth.

1194
00:48:57,229 --> 00:48:59,065
I... I love it. Tell the truth.

1195
00:48:59,167 --> 00:49:00,729
Telling the truth.
What do you want from me?

1196
00:49:00,831 --> 00:49:02,537
- You're not telling the truth.
- I am telling the truth.

1197
00:49:02,639 --> 00:49:04,538
- Joe.
- (Joe) What?

1198
00:49:05,274 --> 00:49:07,736
- We know. It bothers you.
- It doesn't bother me.

1199
00:49:07,838 --> 00:49:10,639
It doesn't. Look... Don't...
I hate to burst your bubble.

1200
00:49:10,741 --> 00:49:12,813
Maybe your sex isn't
as explosive as you think it is

1201
00:49:12,915 --> 00:49:14,416
'cause I've never heard it,
OK?

1202
00:49:14,518 --> 00:49:15,818
(Piña) Joe, we know.

1203
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,681
You knocked on our door
during the night.

1204
00:49:18,783 --> 00:49:19,922
Joe!

1205
00:49:20,024 --> 00:49:23,353
- You were pounding on our door.
- No, I didn't.

1206
00:49:23,455 --> 00:49:25,995
(Piña) We saw you.
We have a ring camera.

1207
00:49:26,629 --> 00:49:28,025
No. No, you don't.

1208
00:49:28,128 --> 00:49:29,325
- It's hidden.
- (Joe) Where?

1209
00:49:29,427 --> 00:49:30,766
-In our<i> mirilla.</i>
<i> -</i> What's a midea?

1210
00:49:30,868 --> 00:49:32,463
- In our peephole.
- The peephole.

1211
00:49:32,565 --> 00:49:34,970
- (Joe) They don't make that.
- It's a ring peephole.

1212
00:49:35,072 --> 00:49:37,270
- (Joe) That's not a thing.
- It's a new thing.

1213
00:49:37,372 --> 00:49:39,274
- (Joe) When did that come out?
- A peephole ring.

1214
00:49:39,376 --> 00:49:40,803
Show him.

1215
00:49:40,905 --> 00:49:43,110
- Show him. Do you wanna see it?
- (Joe) I don't need to see it.

1216
00:49:43,212 --> 00:49:45,476
It sends an alert
through the app to our phone,

1217
00:49:45,578 --> 00:49:49,145
and, um... you know, it flags it
if it senses aggression,

1218
00:49:49,247 --> 00:49:50,882
and so it spooked us at first.

1219
00:49:50,984 --> 00:49:52,850
But look, um... there.

1220
00:49:52,952 --> 00:49:54,551
There he comes.

1221
00:49:54,653 --> 00:49:56,419
(Joe) Maybe it's grainy footage
and you think it's me.

1222
00:49:56,522 --> 00:49:59,620
It's 4K. It's not misty at all.
Look, look.

1223
00:49:59,722 --> 00:50:01,726
Someone that looks like me,
but... Oh, shit!

1224
00:50:01,828 --> 00:50:03,197
(Hawk) Yeah.

1225
00:50:03,732 --> 00:50:05,564
(Piña) Sorry, Joe.

1226
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,396
(Hawk) He almost walked away,

1227
00:50:07,498 --> 00:50:08,904
- but...
- (Joe) You can turn it off.

1228
00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:11,006
I can't believe you.
I cannot believe you!

1229
00:50:11,108 --> 00:50:13,472
Well, but it's good.
It was three in the morning.

1230
00:50:13,574 --> 00:50:17,077
You were so polite that you
stopped to heed and listen...

1231
00:50:17,180 --> 00:50:19,145
- (Angela) What are you doing?
- ...closely.

1232
00:50:19,248 --> 00:50:22,852
- But then, uh...
- (Angela) Oh, my God. Joe!

1233
00:50:22,954 --> 00:50:24,480
(Hawk) Someone left packages
in the hall.

1234
00:50:24,583 --> 00:50:26,447
- Oh, my God!
- We thought you broke an arm,

1235
00:50:26,549 --> 00:50:28,383
and you had to be
full of bruises.

1236
00:50:28,485 --> 00:50:30,219
Just turn it o...
Turn it... Look!

1237
00:50:30,321 --> 00:50:32,660
OK, you know what?
Yes! Yes!

1238
00:50:32,762 --> 00:50:34,327
I banged on your door

1239
00:50:34,429 --> 00:50:36,659
because you people are fucking
like monsters over there.

1240
00:50:36,761 --> 00:50:38,726
What are you doing?
What are you trying to prove?

1241
00:50:38,828 --> 00:50:40,933
Are you trying to win a contest
or something?

1242
00:50:41,035 --> 00:50:42,497
It's incredibly inconsiderate!

1243
00:50:42,599 --> 00:50:44,335
What are you doing?
Don't say that.

1244
00:50:44,438 --> 00:50:46,339
Don't speak to them that way.
I'm so sorry.

1245
00:50:46,441 --> 00:50:48,135
(Joe) Our daughter can hear it.
Did you know that?

1246
00:50:48,237 --> 00:50:49,574
She can hear it.

1247
00:50:49,676 --> 00:50:51,573
And I've been telling her you're
moving furniture up there,

1248
00:50:51,675 --> 00:50:54,145
and she knows it's not true.
She's onto me.

1249
00:50:54,247 --> 00:50:57,116
We spend
so much time and energy

1250
00:50:57,218 --> 00:50:59,520
talking about
your fucking orgasms.

1251
00:50:59,622 --> 00:51:00,716
It's ridiculous.

1252
00:51:02,722 --> 00:51:05,961
- You talk about my orgasms?
- Yes, but not as a bad thing.

1253
00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:08,395
They're not bad.
They're great. I love them.

1254
00:51:08,965 --> 00:51:11,533
Really?
You love my orgasms?

1255
00:51:11,635 --> 00:51:12,860
I do. I love them.

1256
00:51:12,962 --> 00:51:14,729
- (Joe) She really does.
- I do. I think they're great.

1257
00:51:14,831 --> 00:51:16,300
- We talk about them constantly.
- They're amazing.

1258
00:51:16,402 --> 00:51:17,635
(Joe) She especially likes
the growler.

1259
00:51:17,737 --> 00:51:20,437
Are you the growler, Piña?
'Cause she loves the growler.

1260
00:51:20,539 --> 00:51:23,312
No, no, no, no.
No, Piña's not a growler.

1261
00:51:24,048 --> 00:51:27,382
(Angela) Oh, you're...
You're the growler?

1262
00:51:27,485 --> 00:51:28,882
(Hawk) No.

1263
00:51:28,984 --> 00:51:31,587
- Uh...
- It's Vanessa.

1264
00:51:31,689 --> 00:51:34,389
Vanessa is the growler.

1265
00:51:34,491 --> 00:51:36,121
Vanessa?

1266
00:51:36,223 --> 00:51:39,695
Vanessa...
Wait, who's Vanessa?

1267
00:51:39,797 --> 00:51:40,756
- A friend.
- Oh, yeah.

1268
00:51:40,858 --> 00:51:44,265
Kai is a pretty big guy,
and he does breathe heavily.

1269
00:51:44,367 --> 00:51:49,099
That could be what you're
calling animalistic noises.

1270
00:51:49,201 --> 00:51:50,937
- Kai.
- Kai is...

1271
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:52,600
- Who's Kai?
- Another friend.

1272
00:51:52,702 --> 00:51:55,306
Oh, Kai's another friend.
Vanessa and Kai.

1273
00:51:55,408 --> 00:51:58,441
Vanessa lives
in Nevada City with Kai.

1274
00:51:58,543 --> 00:52:00,215
Are you fucking with us
right now?

1275
00:52:00,317 --> 00:52:02,217
Is this a joke? Are you guys
fucking around with us?

1276
00:52:02,319 --> 00:52:04,418
Is this what you're whispering
to each other in Spanish?

1277
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:09,119
No. We know you are upset,
and you have every right to be.

1278
00:52:09,221 --> 00:52:11,586
We've had a few parties.

1279
00:52:11,688 --> 00:52:13,727
Things have gotten
a little more crazy.

1280
00:52:13,829 --> 00:52:15,162
(Hawk) Out of hand.

1281
00:52:15,265 --> 00:52:17,428
(Angela) Parties...
Like, cocktail parties?

1282
00:52:17,530 --> 00:52:19,594
(Joe) Soirées?
What are you talking about?

1283
00:52:19,696 --> 00:52:21,495
- (Angela) What parties?
- Sex parties.

1284
00:52:21,598 --> 00:52:23,766
- (Angela) Oh...
- Sex parties!

1285
00:52:23,868 --> 00:52:25,799
- Right. That's like, uh...
- Parties where people...

1286
00:52:25,902 --> 00:52:27,940
- ...have sex.
- ...have sex with each other.

1287
00:52:28,042 --> 00:52:29,806
- Sex.
- I think...

1288
00:52:29,908 --> 00:52:33,775
that's the commonly understood
definition of a sex party.

1289
00:52:33,877 --> 00:52:35,443
(Joe) It's the only one
I can think of. Honestly.

1290
00:52:35,545 --> 00:52:37,180
I can't think of another one.

1291
00:52:37,282 --> 00:52:39,285
And we really apologize.

1292
00:52:39,387 --> 00:52:41,352
(Angela) No. What?
No, you don't have to.

1293
00:52:41,454 --> 00:52:44,290
That's not...
No, we're not judging.

1294
00:52:44,392 --> 00:52:47,023
That's... You don't...
Joe, where's that J?

1295
00:52:47,459 --> 00:52:49,559
- That J?
- The J you were...

1296
00:52:49,662 --> 00:52:51,495
- Did you leave that in there?
- The J? I...

1297
00:52:51,597 --> 00:52:53,362
- It is in my office.
- OK, I'll help you.

1298
00:52:53,464 --> 00:52:55,202
Why don't you come with me to...

1299
00:52:55,305 --> 00:52:57,671
- Yeah, no problem.
- ...to get that J? Yeah.

1300
00:52:58,273 --> 00:53:00,841
- (Joe muttering)
- (Angela) Oh, my God!

1301
00:53:00,943 --> 00:53:03,072
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1302
00:53:03,174 --> 00:53:04,639
This is amazing.

1303
00:53:04,741 --> 00:53:06,575
They're having sex parties
up there.

1304
00:53:06,677 --> 00:53:08,811
I was right.
That wasn't normal sex.

1305
00:53:08,913 --> 00:53:10,678
- (Indistinct whispering)
- You knew it. You knew it.

1306
00:53:10,780 --> 00:53:12,951
They are fucking
like monsters up there.

1307
00:53:13,053 --> 00:53:14,282
They actually are.

1308
00:53:14,384 --> 00:53:15,991
Kai, Vanessa...

1309
00:53:16,093 --> 00:53:18,422
This is amazing.
This is actually amazing.

1310
00:53:18,524 --> 00:53:20,724
Oh, my God.
Vanessa's the growler.

1311
00:53:20,826 --> 00:53:23,661
I take it all back. We should
invite more people over.

1312
00:53:25,662 --> 00:53:27,329
- (Joe) Hello.
- (Hawk) We good?

1313
00:53:27,431 --> 00:53:28,597
- (Joe) Yeah.
- OK.

1314
00:53:28,699 --> 00:53:31,102
- Sex parties.
- Yeah. The sex parties.

1315
00:53:31,204 --> 00:53:32,370
Just... paint a picture.

1316
00:53:32,472 --> 00:53:34,007
Disclose what you will
about this.

1317
00:53:34,109 --> 00:53:35,274
(Piña) What do you want to know?

1318
00:53:35,376 --> 00:53:38,011
Whatever you wanna tell us.
Yeah.

1319
00:53:38,113 --> 00:53:39,980
They... They started recently.

1320
00:53:40,082 --> 00:53:41,349
- OK. Really?
- Oh! Oh...

1321
00:53:41,451 --> 00:53:43,181
- It's a recent development.
- It's new to you. Neat.

1322
00:53:43,284 --> 00:53:45,318
The noise uptick
probably came

1323
00:53:45,420 --> 00:53:47,415
'cause once we started
bringing people in,

1324
00:53:47,517 --> 00:53:48,991
our bedroom was too small,

1325
00:53:49,093 --> 00:53:50,419
so we moved
into the living room.

1326
00:53:50,522 --> 00:53:51,621
- Overflow. Yeah.
- I got it.

1327
00:53:51,723 --> 00:53:53,157
That's why the sound
kind of reverberates

1328
00:53:53,259 --> 00:53:54,395
through the apartment.

1329
00:53:54,497 --> 00:53:56,498
(Angela) And it's happening
just right on the floor?

1330
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:57,998
No, uh...

1331
00:53:58,101 --> 00:53:59,593
- Furniture, rugs...
- Sofa.

1332
00:53:59,696 --> 00:54:01,670
That's why you're so into rugs.

1333
00:54:01,772 --> 00:54:02,632
You love a rug.

1334
00:54:02,734 --> 00:54:04,733
(Hawk) I love this
for different reasons.

1335
00:54:04,835 --> 00:54:06,472
You have a close relationship
with them.

1336
00:54:06,574 --> 00:54:08,571
(Hawk) This really
would be pretty uncomfortable.

1337
00:54:08,673 --> 00:54:10,779
Yeah, you need
a high pile, I imagine.

1338
00:54:10,881 --> 00:54:12,408
OK. Wait! Just... more.

1339
00:54:12,510 --> 00:54:15,213
So, how...
How does it work?

1340
00:54:15,315 --> 00:54:16,649
Like, how do you get invited?

1341
00:54:16,751 --> 00:54:19,020
Or do you invite people, and...
Maybe there's no rules.

1342
00:54:19,122 --> 00:54:20,417
- Are there rules?
- Parameters?

1343
00:54:20,519 --> 00:54:22,089
Can anyone do anything
to anyone?

1344
00:54:22,191 --> 00:54:23,655
- Is it a free for all?
- No.

1345
00:54:23,757 --> 00:54:26,689
For starters, you've gotta have
consent, obviously.

1346
00:54:26,792 --> 00:54:28,397
- (Angela) Oh, yeah.
- Enthusiastic consent.

1347
00:54:28,499 --> 00:54:31,794
And the connection has to be
about joy, about expansion.

1348
00:54:31,896 --> 00:54:36,234
It can never be about anger,
never about revenge.

1349
00:54:36,337 --> 00:54:37,566
- And patience.
- Patience.

1350
00:54:37,668 --> 00:54:39,371
Because, you know,
some people,

1351
00:54:39,473 --> 00:54:40,668
they gotta find
their own entry point.

1352
00:54:40,770 --> 00:54:42,207
- Entry point.
- (Angela) Well...

1353
00:54:42,310 --> 00:54:44,142
- How did it begin?
- Yeah.

1354
00:54:44,244 --> 00:54:45,608
Yeah, like, take us back.

1355
00:54:45,710 --> 00:54:47,514
Yeah, what's day one
of this like?

1356
00:54:48,414 --> 00:54:50,682
I've always been bi-curious.

1357
00:54:51,317 --> 00:54:52,751
- Mm.
- (Piña) For me,

1358
00:54:52,853 --> 00:54:57,251
the pleasure I get from being
with a woman is different.

1359
00:54:57,353 --> 00:54:58,926
Yeah.

1360
00:54:59,028 --> 00:55:00,293
- Mm... Me too.
- Right.

1361
00:55:00,395 --> 00:55:02,458
- And then Kai and...
- (Joe) Valerie.

1362
00:55:02,561 --> 00:55:04,429
- Va... Vanessa!
- (Joe) Vanessa!

1363
00:55:04,531 --> 00:55:06,230
Were you guys friends,
or did you...

1364
00:55:06,332 --> 00:55:07,432
Did you meet on an app?

1365
00:55:07,534 --> 00:55:09,067
We're pretty negative
on the apps.

1366
00:55:09,169 --> 00:55:10,537
Really? Interesting.

1367
00:55:10,639 --> 00:55:13,336
Swipe right, swipe left.
It just seems very impersonal.

1368
00:55:13,438 --> 00:55:14,638
Yeah, it's impersonal.

1369
00:55:14,740 --> 00:55:16,345
- You don't want to gamify.
- (Angela) Sure.

1370
00:55:16,447 --> 00:55:19,577
We like to meet people
in person, like, eye to eye,

1371
00:55:19,679 --> 00:55:22,851
like, organic, real connection,
you know?

1372
00:55:22,953 --> 00:55:23,913
There are conventions.

1373
00:55:24,048 --> 00:55:26,250
Oh, yes. That's good.
Because you do, you need rules.

1374
00:55:26,352 --> 00:55:28,356
You need some boundaries.

1375
00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:30,993
No, no, I mean...
there are actual conventions.

1376
00:55:31,095 --> 00:55:32,827
- Oh, wow.
- Like at a Sandals?

1377
00:55:32,929 --> 00:55:33,821
- Yes.
- Oh, wow.

1378
00:55:33,923 --> 00:55:35,958
(Piña) Conventions
are very important.

1379
00:55:36,060 --> 00:55:39,299
- They also offer you a menu.
- (Joe) Oh, a menu!

1380
00:55:39,401 --> 00:55:41,469
A menu.
A menu of things you're into.

1381
00:55:41,571 --> 00:55:43,303
That's good. I like
it's organized. I like a menu.

1382
00:55:43,405 --> 00:55:44,602
- You do love a menu.
- That's nice.

1383
00:55:44,705 --> 00:55:46,673
- You do like organization.
- That's great.

1384
00:55:46,775 --> 00:55:49,103
When you engage with someone,
you already know what they want.

1385
00:55:49,205 --> 00:55:52,144
They have already sent
their preferences in advance.

1386
00:55:52,246 --> 00:55:53,380
It's like "Below Deck."

1387
00:55:53,482 --> 00:55:55,476
It's like a preference sheet
on "Below Deck."

1388
00:55:55,578 --> 00:55:56,880
It's a reality show.

1389
00:55:56,982 --> 00:55:58,613
- It's about yachts.
- You're speaking our language.

1390
00:55:58,715 --> 00:56:00,052
We get it.
We get it now.

1391
00:56:00,154 --> 00:56:01,355
Honestly, I think

1392
00:56:01,457 --> 00:56:04,853
maybe the best thing
about group sex is,

1393
00:56:04,955 --> 00:56:08,396
it forces total clarity
of communication.

1394
00:56:08,498 --> 00:56:10,829
Not the best thing,
I wouldn't imagine. (Laughs)

1395
00:56:10,931 --> 00:56:13,662
- The sex is probably better.
- The clear communication.

1396
00:56:13,764 --> 00:56:16,634
What happens
if no one picks you?

1397
00:56:16,736 --> 00:56:18,407
It's like gym class -
you get chosen last,

1398
00:56:18,509 --> 00:56:20,341
you gotta jerk off alone
in the corner or something?

1399
00:56:20,443 --> 00:56:21,969
- I feel like that'd be me.
- (Angela) No!

1400
00:56:22,071 --> 00:56:23,977
- (Hawk) It's not like that.
- Don't worry.

1401
00:56:24,079 --> 00:56:25,313
You would be chosen.

1402
00:56:25,415 --> 00:56:27,675
- Yeah!
- But yeah, how does that work?

1403
00:56:27,777 --> 00:56:29,147
(Hawk) No, no one gets excluded.

1404
00:56:29,249 --> 00:56:30,613
You know? I mean...

1405
00:56:30,715 --> 00:56:33,518
Obviously,
anyone's free to watch

1406
00:56:33,620 --> 00:56:35,023
if they don't want
to participate.

1407
00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:37,393
All right, but... jealousy!

1408
00:56:37,495 --> 00:56:39,256
No one gets...? You don't...
You don't get jealous?

1409
00:56:39,358 --> 00:56:40,528
There's no jealousy?

1410
00:56:40,630 --> 00:56:43,262
I think jealousy is
a natural animalistic instinct,

1411
00:56:43,364 --> 00:56:44,933
but you have to replace it.

1412
00:56:45,035 --> 00:56:46,463
We practice compersion.

1413
00:56:46,566 --> 00:56:47,995
- Compression?
- Compersion.

1414
00:56:48,097 --> 00:56:50,633
- (Joe) Compersion?
- (Piña) Compersion.

1415
00:56:50,735 --> 00:56:53,337
Compersion
is all about finding joy

1416
00:56:53,439 --> 00:56:54,840
in the joy of others.

1417
00:56:54,942 --> 00:56:58,411
- Wow! That would be... great.
- Hard to wrap your head around.

1418
00:56:58,513 --> 00:57:00,414
And for me,
there's nothing better

1419
00:57:00,517 --> 00:57:03,244
than watching my partner
in the hands of another.

1420
00:57:03,346 --> 00:57:05,248
Wow!

1421
00:57:05,350 --> 00:57:06,349
(Joe) Beautiful.

1422
00:57:06,451 --> 00:57:08,449
(Angela) Oh, God.

1423
00:57:08,551 --> 00:57:10,225
That's nice.

1424
00:57:10,327 --> 00:57:12,822
- (Joe) Super nice.
- Wow. So healthy.

1425
00:57:12,924 --> 00:57:16,130
- I feel healthy just seeing it.
- That's...

1426
00:57:16,232 --> 00:57:17,496
And, you know,
I love this.

1427
00:57:17,598 --> 00:57:19,267
I love that it's you
and your friends.

1428
00:57:19,369 --> 00:57:21,094
It's like the four of you
get together.

1429
00:57:21,197 --> 00:57:24,404
Four is such a good number.
Yeah, it's round.

1430
00:57:24,506 --> 00:57:26,767
- Sometimes...
- No more than six.

1431
00:57:26,869 --> 00:57:28,101
- (Joe) Six?
- Six people?

1432
00:57:28,204 --> 00:57:30,408
Six is a lot. That's why
it's so loud up there.

1433
00:57:30,511 --> 00:57:32,544
- Yeah... six.
- (Laughs) Yeah.

1434
00:57:32,646 --> 00:57:34,978
(Hawk) We did go bigger
last weekend.

1435
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:38,184
That doesn't count because
it was a special occasion.

1436
00:57:38,286 --> 00:57:39,386
It was Vanessa's birthday.

1437
00:57:39,488 --> 00:57:41,523
Wow!
Well, a birthday's a birthday.

1438
00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:44,018
Gotta celebrate the good things
in life, I guess, right?

1439
00:57:44,121 --> 00:57:46,053
Yeah, and she wanted to have
ten people, so...

1440
00:57:46,155 --> 00:57:48,624
Ten people.
Are you fucking kidding me?

1441
00:57:48,727 --> 00:57:51,499
- Holy shit! Oh, my God!
- Ten?

1442
00:57:51,601 --> 00:57:53,261
- We rented a house in Bolinas.
- (Joe) Oh, nice!

1443
00:57:53,363 --> 00:57:55,603
- Really nice. So foggy, and...
- (Joe) Really lovely, yeah.

1444
00:57:55,705 --> 00:57:57,939
- (Hawk) We were so energized.
- (Piña) So energized.

1445
00:57:58,041 --> 00:57:59,538
You feel superhuman.

1446
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:01,276
- Honestly, it was...
- It was a high.

1447
00:58:01,378 --> 00:58:02,677
It was, for me,
the best in my life.

1448
00:58:02,779 --> 00:58:05,478
It was the best experience
that we've had. It really was.

1449
00:58:05,580 --> 00:58:07,546
- God!
- (Joe) Wow. God bless you.

1450
00:58:07,648 --> 00:58:10,045
- Vanessa must be great.
- (Joe) Yeah.

1451
00:58:10,147 --> 00:58:12,285
Is she just, like...
I'm imagining just like a...

1452
00:58:12,388 --> 00:58:14,183
like a ball of youthful energy.

1453
00:58:14,285 --> 00:58:16,989
- Is she just, like, young...?
- No, Vanessa's very mature.

1454
00:58:17,092 --> 00:58:18,087
She's old?

1455
00:58:18,222 --> 00:58:19,892
- No, I wouldn't say she's...
- (Piña) Well, she's...

1456
00:58:19,994 --> 00:58:22,130
That means she's really old
if you don't know. (Laughs)

1457
00:58:22,232 --> 00:58:23,457
- She's old.
- (Hawk) No...

1458
00:58:23,559 --> 00:58:24,696
Older...

1459
00:58:24,798 --> 00:58:26,465
Next time you're in there,
count the rings.

1460
00:58:26,567 --> 00:58:27,996
(Hawk)
A veteran in our group.

1461
00:58:28,098 --> 00:58:29,832
She's the most experienced
person in our...

1462
00:58:29,934 --> 00:58:31,405
(Joe) She's an oldie,
but a goodie.

1463
00:58:31,507 --> 00:58:33,971
I've learned so much
from that woman.

1464
00:58:34,073 --> 00:58:37,641
She knows everything
about the depth of tantric sex.

1465
00:58:37,743 --> 00:58:40,478
- Oh.
- Not jizzing. Like Sting.

1466
00:58:40,581 --> 00:58:42,009
She got me to hold onto my chi.

1467
00:58:42,111 --> 00:58:44,352
- (Joe) Wow.
- She pushed us into anal.

1468
00:58:44,454 --> 00:58:46,585
- Pushed you into anal?
- Into anal.

1469
00:58:46,687 --> 00:58:48,420
(Hawk)
It's not for everybody, but...

1470
00:58:48,522 --> 00:58:49,654
I hope she pushed you gently.

1471
00:58:49,756 --> 00:58:51,921
- We did really like it.
- I do love anal.

1472
00:58:52,023 --> 00:58:53,760
Yeah. Who doesn't?
Who doesn't love anal?

1473
00:58:53,862 --> 00:58:55,891
- (Joe) Holidays, weekends...
- Special occasions.

1474
00:58:55,993 --> 00:58:57,999
- (Joe) Yeah.
- But I love giving it.

1475
00:58:58,101 --> 00:58:59,195
(Angela and Joe) Oh!

1476
00:58:59,297 --> 00:59:03,470
And I don't wanna speak for him,
but he loves receiving it.

1477
00:59:03,572 --> 00:59:05,701
- Oh!
- (Hawk) I actually really do.

1478
00:59:05,804 --> 00:59:07,236
I get a lot of value out of it.

1479
00:59:07,338 --> 00:59:10,873
Pegging! That's... Podcast!
That's what that is, right?

1480
00:59:10,975 --> 00:59:12,345
- You wear a...
- (Piña) A strap-on.

1481
00:59:12,448 --> 00:59:14,479
- A strap-on.
- Oh, wow! Cool.

1482
00:59:14,581 --> 00:59:16,278
Vanessa likes a handheld device.

1483
00:59:16,380 --> 00:59:17,550
Wow.

1484
00:59:17,652 --> 00:59:19,351
But it's not really
about penetration.

1485
00:59:19,453 --> 00:59:20,520
I mean, it is a little.

1486
00:59:20,622 --> 00:59:21,916
No, it's not really
about penetration.

1487
00:59:22,018 --> 00:59:23,557
- It's about surrender.
- Oh.

1488
00:59:23,659 --> 00:59:25,458
Yeah, you just gotta
surrender that body.

1489
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:27,027
(Joe) Yeah.
Surrender that bod.

1490
00:59:27,129 --> 00:59:28,021
Just give it.

1491
00:59:28,123 --> 00:59:29,558
'Cause sex is not
a thing you do.

1492
00:59:29,660 --> 00:59:31,463
It's a place you go.

1493
00:59:31,565 --> 00:59:33,501
Is the place Hawk's butthole?

1494
00:59:33,604 --> 00:59:35,269
- Sometimes (Laughing)
- (Joe) On birthdays.

1495
00:59:35,372 --> 00:59:36,736
Wow! And the menu thing is cool

1496
00:59:36,838 --> 00:59:39,573
because anyone who has a fantasy
can just order.

1497
00:59:39,675 --> 00:59:41,772
The menu is amazing.
You've got bondage,

1498
00:59:41,874 --> 00:59:44,211
you've got role playing,
you've got...

1499
00:59:44,313 --> 00:59:46,744
- DP. You have...
- DP?

1500
00:59:46,846 --> 00:59:49,913
DP. Uh...
double penetration, right?

1501
00:59:50,015 --> 00:59:51,683
I mean, I'm assuming...
Is that not...?

1502
00:59:51,785 --> 00:59:53,286
- It's on the menu.
- I don't do that.

1503
00:59:53,388 --> 00:59:55,953
- No.
- We don't. We...

1504
00:59:56,055 --> 00:59:58,086
Porn tropes don't tend to be
our group's thing.

1505
00:59:58,189 --> 00:59:59,754
- But it is on the menu.
- Don't wanna be tropey.

1506
00:59:59,856 --> 01:00:00,990
Hey, it's on the menu.

1507
01:00:01,093 --> 01:00:02,995
- Yeah. I mean, I just...
- It's on the menu.

1508
01:00:03,097 --> 01:00:05,029
Might not... I'm just saying.
We don't have to judge it.

1509
01:00:05,131 --> 01:00:08,030
It's something that
some people might have on there.

1510
01:00:08,133 --> 01:00:09,567
- Double penetration.
- Double penetration.

1511
01:00:09,669 --> 01:00:10,903
You were listing other stuff.

1512
01:00:11,005 --> 01:00:12,702
Hey, you're a fireman
who likes to be pegged, so...

1513
01:00:12,805 --> 01:00:14,241
- Firefighter.
- Firefighter.

1514
01:00:14,343 --> 01:00:16,741
He loves to be pegged.

1515
01:00:16,843 --> 01:00:18,541
- So, fair point, fair point.
- Yes.

1516
01:00:18,643 --> 01:00:20,114
I'm just, yeah...

1517
01:00:20,216 --> 01:00:22,112
Honestly, like...

1518
01:00:23,753 --> 01:00:25,887
This is not
how I was expecting this to go.

1519
01:00:25,989 --> 01:00:27,819
And I...

1520
01:00:27,921 --> 01:00:30,217
I honestly feel like
I have much more insight

1521
01:00:30,319 --> 01:00:32,890
into what the fuck
is going on up there,

1522
01:00:32,993 --> 01:00:35,158
and I feel better about it
'cause it's not...

1523
01:00:35,260 --> 01:00:37,630
you know, your run-of-the-mill
married people sex.

1524
01:00:37,732 --> 01:00:39,728
I guess it is
something exceptional

1525
01:00:39,830 --> 01:00:41,403
happening above our heads.

1526
01:00:41,505 --> 01:00:43,700
- Yes.
- Thank you for telling us.

1527
01:00:43,803 --> 01:00:45,803
And I guess ultimately, just...

1528
01:00:45,905 --> 01:00:47,775
you know,
maybe try to keep it down.

1529
01:00:47,877 --> 01:00:50,376
If you have another big birthday
or holiday, Arbor Day,

1530
01:00:50,478 --> 01:00:52,576
maybe go to Bolinas again.

1531
01:00:52,678 --> 01:00:54,548
Get an Airbnb. Thank you.

1532
01:00:54,650 --> 01:00:56,382
Thank you for being
so understanding

1533
01:00:56,484 --> 01:00:58,015
and accepting and so warm.

1534
01:00:58,117 --> 01:01:01,382
- We accept. We are accepting.
- My new friends!

1535
01:01:02,490 --> 01:01:05,056
- Thank you.
- Guys!

1536
01:01:06,191 --> 01:01:07,590
- That's very sweet.
- (Angela) I love this.

1537
01:01:07,692 --> 01:01:08,792
This is so lovely.

1538
01:01:08,894 --> 01:01:10,257
I know we haven't
hung out a lot,

1539
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:13,130
but you guys have seemed
cool and progressive.

1540
01:01:13,232 --> 01:01:16,298
We are, yeah. I mean,
I'm an independent, technically.

1541
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:18,100
- But no, we're pretty, uh...
- Not like the Anavias.

1542
01:01:18,203 --> 01:01:20,069
No, we're more...
They're single penetration.

1543
01:01:20,171 --> 01:01:23,472
- They don't seem very open.
- Not at all.

1544
01:01:23,574 --> 01:01:24,875
Exactly.

1545
01:01:25,310 --> 01:01:28,183
You guys, when you stop
fighting, you're really funny.

1546
01:01:28,285 --> 01:01:30,378
We are... pretty chill.

1547
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:33,585
(Hawk) I knew Angela was cool,
but Joe, I... I didn't...

1548
01:01:33,687 --> 01:01:35,051
- I wasn't sure.
- Oh, yeah?

1549
01:01:35,153 --> 01:01:37,085
- Getting to hang out now, I...
- Thanks.

1550
01:01:37,187 --> 01:01:38,656
I don't know,
I really appreciate it.

1551
01:01:38,759 --> 01:01:40,122
How'd you know
she was so cool?

1552
01:01:40,224 --> 01:01:42,523
- Because I'm cool. I'm cool!
- Oh, yeah.

1553
01:01:42,625 --> 01:01:44,732
- (Hawk) There's this thing...
- (Piña) Look at this face.

1554
01:01:44,834 --> 01:01:46,965
- And the window thing.
- Piña knows I'm cool.

1555
01:01:47,067 --> 01:01:50,371
- The what? The window thing?
- (Speaks Spanish)

1556
01:01:50,474 --> 01:01:51,634
- What window thing?
- No...

1557
01:01:51,736 --> 01:01:52,936
What window thing?

1558
01:01:53,038 --> 01:01:54,568
What window thing
are you talking about?

1559
01:01:54,670 --> 01:02:00,782
Angela likes to be looked at
naked in the window sometimes.

1560
01:02:02,847 --> 01:02:04,647
You've seen my wife naked?

1561
01:02:04,749 --> 01:02:06,219
No, not in person.

1562
01:02:06,321 --> 01:02:07,755
Not in person.

1563
01:02:07,857 --> 01:02:11,886
She likes to walk around...
through the window.

1564
01:02:11,988 --> 01:02:14,022
Just through the window.

1565
01:02:14,124 --> 01:02:18,195
It's a little cute ritual
she does.

1566
01:02:18,994 --> 01:02:22,265
(Chuckles awkwardly)

1567
01:02:27,441 --> 01:02:28,370
What the fuck?

1568
01:02:33,014 --> 01:02:34,410
- What is he talking about?
- (Angela) Nothing.

1569
01:02:34,512 --> 01:02:35,912
- What is he talking about?
- (Angela) Nothing, nothing.

1570
01:02:36,014 --> 01:02:37,180
Tell me
what he is talking about.

1571
01:02:37,282 --> 01:02:40,148
That might have happened,
like, once by accident.

1572
01:02:40,250 --> 01:02:41,985
- I don't... This is...
- (Hawk) I mean,

1573
01:02:42,087 --> 01:02:44,021
it happened more than once,
but...

1574
01:02:44,124 --> 01:02:46,294
Word on the street is
it was more than once.

1575
01:02:46,396 --> 01:02:47,289
(Hawk) Is this a big deal?

1576
01:02:47,391 --> 01:02:49,262
Why do I feel like
everyone knows something here,

1577
01:02:49,364 --> 01:02:50,825
except for me?

1578
01:02:51,361 --> 01:02:53,128
I want you to come here
and explain to me

1579
01:02:53,230 --> 01:02:55,930
what the fuck is going on,
please.

1580
01:02:56,466 --> 01:02:58,200
- You want me to explain?
- I would love that.

1581
01:02:58,302 --> 01:03:00,170
- I will explain myself, Joe.
- Please do.

1582
01:03:00,272 --> 01:03:01,770
The first time,
I was coming outta the shower...

1583
01:03:01,872 --> 01:03:03,042
The first time!

1584
01:03:03,144 --> 01:03:07,013
...I was nude, and I was
on my way to the living room,

1585
01:03:07,115 --> 01:03:10,945
and I looked up, and he saw me,
and I saw him seeing me,

1586
01:03:11,047 --> 01:03:12,420
and then I kept going.

1587
01:03:12,522 --> 01:03:14,016
That is exactly what happened.

1588
01:03:14,118 --> 01:03:15,117
Will you shut the fuck up,
Hawk?

1589
01:03:15,219 --> 01:03:17,023
And then since then,
after I shower,

1590
01:03:17,125 --> 01:03:20,060
I walk past knowing
that he might be watching me.

1591
01:03:20,162 --> 01:03:22,930
My God, it's a little sick
ritual you guys have together?

1592
01:03:23,032 --> 01:03:25,730
It is. It is like a little
ritual that I actually enjoy

1593
01:03:25,832 --> 01:03:27,330
because it makes me feel good,

1594
01:03:27,432 --> 01:03:30,637
because I do in fact
like to be looked at naked, Joe.

1595
01:03:30,739 --> 01:03:32,340
- Is that OK?
- No, it's not OK.

1596
01:03:32,442 --> 01:03:33,467
Why would that be OK?

1597
01:03:33,569 --> 01:03:35,443
It's not like
I'm looking at him in the eyes.

1598
01:03:35,545 --> 01:03:36,743
I've never made eye contact.

1599
01:03:36,845 --> 01:03:38,613
- No, never once.
- Who gives a fuck?

1600
01:03:38,715 --> 01:03:40,043
What does that have to do
with anything?

1601
01:03:40,145 --> 01:03:42,109
- That is a huge deal.
- No, it isn't.

1602
01:03:42,212 --> 01:03:44,619
I don't care about that at all!

1603
01:03:44,721 --> 01:03:47,150
Do you even care?
You barely look at me.

1604
01:03:47,252 --> 01:03:48,852
I don't even understand
why you're upset.

1605
01:03:48,954 --> 01:03:50,952
So, this is somehow my fault.

1606
01:03:51,054 --> 01:03:52,486
That's fucking crazy!

1607
01:03:52,588 --> 01:03:54,762
That's why you don't want
curtains on the window,

1608
01:03:54,864 --> 01:03:57,365
so the fireman
can see your fucking tits.

1609
01:03:57,467 --> 01:03:58,832
This is fucked, Angela.

1610
01:03:58,935 --> 01:04:01,633
But Joe, it's not fucked.
It's not. It's not.

1611
01:04:01,735 --> 01:04:03,135
How is this not fucked?

1612
01:04:03,237 --> 01:04:04,935
Please enlighten me
and say how this isn't fucked.

1613
01:04:05,037 --> 01:04:06,573
I think what she's doing
is great.

1614
01:04:06,675 --> 01:04:07,705
It's actually very helpful.

1615
01:04:07,807 --> 01:04:09,541
- For whom?
- For her!

1616
01:04:09,643 --> 01:04:11,644
And for us. Women.

1617
01:04:11,746 --> 01:04:13,076
You know how many women let go

1618
01:04:13,178 --> 01:04:15,516
of their erotic aspirations
for good?

1619
01:04:15,952 --> 01:04:17,884
You know how difficult it is,
what she's doing,

1620
01:04:17,986 --> 01:04:19,312
that she's trying to connect
with that part

1621
01:04:19,414 --> 01:04:20,820
that she had lost?
Good for you.

1622
01:04:20,922 --> 01:04:22,418
- Thank you.
- (Joe) Bravo. Great work.

1623
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:24,122
- Very important work.
- Fuck you! It is important.

1624
01:04:24,224 --> 01:04:25,823
Hope you got a fucking Pulitzer
for this shit.

1625
01:04:25,925 --> 01:04:27,090
- It is important.
- Yeah?

1626
01:04:27,192 --> 01:04:29,496
Yes. What do we all want?
Be honest.

1627
01:04:29,598 --> 01:04:31,559
To desire, to be desired.

1628
01:04:33,036 --> 01:04:35,364
Maybe that's why you look
at my boobs in the elevator

1629
01:04:35,466 --> 01:04:39,069
- every time I see you.
- Oh... (Laughs) Really?

1630
01:04:39,171 --> 01:04:40,904
Joe looks at your boobs
in the elevator.

1631
01:04:41,006 --> 01:04:42,409
-I'm so sorry, Piña.
-No.

1632
01:04:42,511 --> 01:04:44,007
Really, Joe? Wow!

1633
01:04:44,109 --> 01:04:45,879
He thinks I don't notice,
but I do.

1634
01:04:45,981 --> 01:04:47,679
It's like a little game
we have, right?

1635
01:04:47,781 --> 01:04:49,181
Such a fucking hypocrite.

1636
01:04:49,283 --> 01:04:51,579
I don't... I don't...
They're out there sometimes.

1637
01:04:51,681 --> 01:04:53,784
- They're hard not to see.
- Let me ask you something.

1638
01:04:53,886 --> 01:04:56,017
When you look at my boobs,

1639
01:04:56,119 --> 01:04:59,352
do they seem - my boobs -

1640
01:04:59,454 --> 01:05:01,528
do they seem
out of reach to you?

1641
01:05:01,630 --> 01:05:03,060
No, it's a small elevator.

1642
01:05:03,162 --> 01:05:05,032
I could just grab 'em
if I wanted.

1643
01:05:05,134 --> 01:05:07,529
- That's not what I'm asking.
- What are you asking?

1644
01:05:08,464 --> 01:05:12,468
Do you feel worthy
of desiring them?

1645
01:05:14,143 --> 01:05:17,172
I've never thought about that
for one fucking second.

1646
01:05:17,541 --> 01:05:20,345
Do me a favor. Please look
at my boobs right now.

1647
01:05:20,447 --> 01:05:23,079
- What is happening right now?
- Look at them. Look at them.

1648
01:05:23,181 --> 01:05:24,444
(Joe) I don't want to
right now.

1649
01:05:24,546 --> 01:05:26,186
- (Piña) Look!
- (Angela) Look at them.

1650
01:05:26,288 --> 01:05:27,715
- (Angela) Joe, look at them.
- (Joe) I don't wanna right now.

1651
01:05:27,817 --> 01:05:29,953
- (Angela) Don't be rude.
- It's fine. You just enjoy it.

1652
01:05:30,055 --> 01:05:31,924
Don't be rude! Look at them.

1653
01:05:32,026 --> 01:05:33,289
I don't wanna look at them.
I don't...

1654
01:05:33,392 --> 01:05:35,992
Why are you teaming up on me,
for God's sakes?

1655
01:05:36,095 --> 01:05:37,999
Look, I'm not a sicko like you.

1656
01:05:38,101 --> 01:05:40,932
I ain't gonna look at another
man's wife's fucking tits

1657
01:05:41,034 --> 01:05:43,035
to jerk off to, OK?
I'm normal.

1658
01:05:43,137 --> 01:05:44,802
- Who's doing that?
- You're doing that.

1659
01:05:44,904 --> 01:05:45,938
- Who?
- (Joe) You!

1660
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:47,638
- When?
- Every morning, apparently.

1661
01:05:47,740 --> 01:05:49,608
What? No. I...

1662
01:05:49,710 --> 01:05:51,142
I make love to Piña.

1663
01:05:51,244 --> 01:05:54,041
I tell her about Angela
when I see her,

1664
01:05:54,143 --> 01:05:56,318
and she likes it.

1665
01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:57,346
It's our thing.

1666
01:05:57,448 --> 01:06:02,619
Oh, you guys talk about me
when you're...

1667
01:06:03,288 --> 01:06:05,521
- Yes, my love, of course we do.
- Yeah.

1668
01:06:06,222 --> 01:06:07,921
(Angela chuckling) Oh...

1669
01:06:08,023 --> 01:06:09,792
Really?

1670
01:06:09,894 --> 01:06:11,332
(Piña) A lot.

1671
01:06:11,434 --> 01:06:12,361
(Angela) Wow!

1672
01:06:12,463 --> 01:06:13,967
I see what's happening
right now, Angela.

1673
01:06:14,069 --> 01:06:16,365
- What?
- This whole thing was a setup.

1674
01:06:16,468 --> 01:06:18,565
You planned this whole
fucking thing right now.

1675
01:06:18,667 --> 01:06:20,170
- What are you talking about?
- Holy shit!

1676
01:06:20,272 --> 01:06:22,172
The cheese,
the soufflé and the meat,

1677
01:06:22,274 --> 01:06:23,671
and you didn't tell me
they were coming.

1678
01:06:23,773 --> 01:06:25,507
You were trying to have
a threesome with these people.

1679
01:06:25,609 --> 01:06:28,144
You knew they were fucking
other people up there,

1680
01:06:28,246 --> 01:06:30,181
and you planned
this whole thing.

1681
01:06:30,284 --> 01:06:32,750
This is fucking crazy,
even for you, Angela.

1682
01:06:32,852 --> 01:06:33,986
What the fuck, Joe!

1683
01:06:34,088 --> 01:06:35,756
I was just trying
to have a nice night

1684
01:06:35,858 --> 01:06:37,020
with some fucking
wine and cheese.

1685
01:06:37,122 --> 01:06:38,186
What are you talking about?

1686
01:06:38,288 --> 01:06:40,028
You wanna all fuck each other!

1687
01:06:40,130 --> 01:06:42,589
You've been plotting
this whole thing behind my back.

1688
01:06:42,691 --> 01:06:44,928
- Stop laughing at me.
- (Hawk) Joe. Joe.

1689
01:06:45,030 --> 01:06:46,768
- Joe...
- (Joe) What?

1690
01:06:46,870 --> 01:06:48,496
That is not
what has been happening.

1691
01:06:48,598 --> 01:06:50,498
- No? Then what?
- (Piña) No, of course not.

1692
01:06:50,601 --> 01:06:52,068
(Hawk) Did we ever
talk to Angela about this?

1693
01:06:52,171 --> 01:06:54,208
- Never.
- (Hawk) Never. Never.

1694
01:06:54,310 --> 01:06:57,474
I mean, it's... It is sort of
why we came down here, but...

1695
01:06:59,978 --> 01:07:01,742
(Speaking Spanish)

1696
01:07:03,787 --> 01:07:06,718
Do not speak Spanish.
Stop it.

1697
01:07:06,820 --> 01:07:09,491
(Speaking Spanish)

1698
01:07:09,593 --> 01:07:10,953
Stop speaking Spanish!

1699
01:07:11,055 --> 01:07:12,360
(Speaking Spanish)

1700
01:07:12,462 --> 01:07:14,755
OK. OK. OK.

1701
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:17,694
Joe, Angela...

1702
01:07:17,796 --> 01:07:19,692
Um...

1703
01:07:19,795 --> 01:07:22,598
We did come down here tonight
to invite you.

1704
01:07:23,807 --> 01:07:26,338
- Invite us...?
- To join us.

1705
01:07:27,236 --> 01:07:29,170
Join you for...

1706
01:07:29,272 --> 01:07:31,046
- For sex.
- ...sex.

1707
01:07:31,879 --> 01:07:33,741
- Sex.
- For group sex.

1708
01:07:34,649 --> 01:07:35,611
What else?

1709
01:07:36,817 --> 01:07:38,851
- Us?
- Yes.

1710
01:07:38,954 --> 01:07:41,686
- Me?
- (Piña) Both of you.

1711
01:07:41,788 --> 01:07:43,021
Both of who?

1712
01:07:43,123 --> 01:07:45,453
- Both of you.
- Including me?

1713
01:07:45,555 --> 01:07:48,829
Yeah, both...
Both of you means you.

1714
01:07:48,931 --> 01:07:50,493
- Did you hear that, Joe?
- I did.

1715
01:07:50,595 --> 01:07:52,294
- Angela, did you hear that?
- (Angela) Sure did.

1716
01:07:52,396 --> 01:07:53,630
You heard that, too?
All right.

1717
01:07:53,732 --> 01:07:58,239
We've been talking about this
for quite a while, actually.

1718
01:07:58,341 --> 01:07:59,501
Oh?

1719
01:07:59,604 --> 01:08:03,243
We feel a very strong connection
with you guys.

1720
01:08:03,742 --> 01:08:04,838
OK.

1721
01:08:04,940 --> 01:08:07,144
(Hawk) We were getting signals,
you know, in the window.

1722
01:08:07,246 --> 01:08:08,916
- OK.
- (Hawk) In the elevator.

1723
01:08:09,018 --> 01:08:12,149
They seem to be
very warm signals.

1724
01:08:12,251 --> 01:08:14,889
- Signals we liked. So...
- Wow!

1725
01:08:14,991 --> 01:08:17,092
(Hawk) That's what
this has been about.

1726
01:08:17,459 --> 01:08:18,726
OK?

1727
01:08:18,828 --> 01:08:21,257
That is so nice.
Thank you.

1728
01:08:21,359 --> 01:08:23,360
- Yeah.
- Oh, say thank you, Joe.

1729
01:08:23,462 --> 01:08:25,998
- Thank you.
- Thank you. Very flattering.

1730
01:08:26,100 --> 01:08:27,561
- Feel very complimented.
- Mm-hmm.

1731
01:08:27,663 --> 01:08:30,666
We find you
very, very attractive.

1732
01:08:32,172 --> 01:08:35,838
- Thank you.
- We talk about you.

1733
01:08:35,940 --> 01:08:37,843
I know.

1734
01:08:37,945 --> 01:08:39,947
You talk about my orgasms.

1735
01:08:40,049 --> 01:08:42,117
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- (Joe chuckling) A lot.

1736
01:08:43,184 --> 01:08:45,513
- We really do. Yeah.
- (Piña) OK.

1737
01:08:45,615 --> 01:08:47,549
I think, um...
even before we came down,

1738
01:08:47,652 --> 01:08:50,356
we said you guys have
a real quiet sex appeal.

1739
01:08:51,157 --> 01:08:53,653
So do you two, too... as well.

1740
01:08:53,755 --> 01:08:55,154
- I wouldn't say it was quiet.
- No.

1741
01:08:55,257 --> 01:08:57,264
(Laughing)

1742
01:08:58,527 --> 01:09:01,233
So, we want to propose to you

1743
01:09:01,336 --> 01:09:04,601
that we share a sexual
experience together. OK?

1744
01:09:05,301 --> 01:09:07,142
Just to be clear...

1745
01:09:07,876 --> 01:09:11,943
You, you, her... and me?

1746
01:09:12,045 --> 01:09:13,111
- (Piña) Yes.
- Me too?

1747
01:09:13,213 --> 01:09:14,682
- (Piña) Yes, also you.
- OK.

1748
01:09:14,784 --> 01:09:15,777
- (Piña) Yes.
- OK.

1749
01:09:15,879 --> 01:09:19,349
But, but, but... it doesn't
have to be tonight, OK?

1750
01:09:19,451 --> 01:09:21,418
- Oh... Right.
- (Piña) No pressure.

1751
01:09:21,521 --> 01:09:23,691
- (Hawk) But it could be.
- Could be tonight.

1752
01:09:24,127 --> 01:09:25,887
- I brought condoms and...
- (Joe) Condoms!

1753
01:09:25,989 --> 01:09:27,290
Wow!

1754
01:09:27,392 --> 01:09:29,892
- It's like it's pre 9/11.
- Wow!

1755
01:09:29,994 --> 01:09:31,199
How do...

1756
01:09:31,301 --> 01:09:34,035
Hypothetically speaking,
like, if this were something

1757
01:09:34,137 --> 01:09:36,364
that we were to consider
proceeding with...

1758
01:09:36,466 --> 01:09:38,799
Yeah, how would this shake down?

1759
01:09:38,901 --> 01:09:42,911
What would the procedural
protocol be, technically?

1760
01:09:43,013 --> 01:09:45,078
- The procedural protocol?
- Yeah.

1761
01:09:45,180 --> 01:09:47,308
- Just... to know.
- Just to know.

1762
01:09:47,410 --> 01:09:49,446
Just so we could, yeah...

1763
01:09:49,548 --> 01:09:51,184
I mean, that's
what we were talking about.

1764
01:09:51,286 --> 01:09:53,153
Right! Just, like,
to recap really quick.

1765
01:09:53,255 --> 01:09:57,819
Just, specifically,
how would this work?

1766
01:09:58,927 --> 01:10:01,195
We can all be together.

1767
01:10:01,297 --> 01:10:04,095
- We can watch you.
- You don't wanna do that.

1768
01:10:04,198 --> 01:10:07,134
We could, um... obviously swap.

1769
01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:09,467
- (Angela) Uh-huh.
- Swap. A little swaparoo.

1770
01:10:09,569 --> 01:10:14,576
Sometimes it helps to...
to add a neutral element.

1771
01:10:14,678 --> 01:10:15,907
Like a referee.

1772
01:10:16,009 --> 01:10:17,809
(Speaking Spanish)

1773
01:10:17,911 --> 01:10:19,379
Carolina...

1774
01:10:21,245 --> 01:10:22,448
No Pepe, no Thomas.

1775
01:10:22,550 --> 01:10:25,082
Think I'm with Hawk on this one.
No Pepe, no Thomas.

1776
01:10:25,184 --> 01:10:26,715
- I think...
- Yeah.

1777
01:10:26,817 --> 01:10:28,923
- It's whatever we want...
- Whatever you want.

1778
01:10:29,025 --> 01:10:31,023
- ...and whenever.
- Whenever.

1779
01:10:31,125 --> 01:10:33,387
Consider it an open invite.

1780
01:10:33,489 --> 01:10:34,656
- All right.
- Right.

1781
01:10:34,758 --> 01:10:39,729
But tonight, again,
tonight is on the table.

1782
01:10:40,162 --> 01:10:41,294
OK.

1783
01:10:41,863 --> 01:10:43,771
Weeknights are tough
because of Maggie.

1784
01:10:43,873 --> 01:10:45,172
Weekends... also tough.

1785
01:10:45,274 --> 01:10:46,566
I'm actually training
for a half-marathon.

1786
01:10:46,669 --> 01:10:47,900
They're inviting us to an orgy,

1787
01:10:48,003 --> 01:10:50,778
and you're giving them
your Google calendar?

1788
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:52,209
You overthink everything!

1789
01:10:52,312 --> 01:10:53,874
You're overthinking this
as well.

1790
01:10:53,976 --> 01:10:56,415
At least I'm brave enough
to get into scheduling.

1791
01:10:56,517 --> 01:10:58,480
You've literally offered me
no logistical help.

1792
01:10:58,582 --> 01:11:00,521
- I'll do this.
- Oh, really?

1793
01:11:00,623 --> 01:11:02,687
I'll schedule it for right now.
I'll fuck you guys right now.

1794
01:11:02,789 --> 01:11:05,588
Incredible how unsexy you're
managing to make this moment!

1795
01:11:05,690 --> 01:11:08,656
OK, OK, OK,
I'm... I'm getting worried.

1796
01:11:08,758 --> 01:11:12,660
- (Joe) Why?
- Yeah, because... hmm...!

1797
01:11:12,762 --> 01:11:17,236
As horny as I am right now,
I just...

1798
01:11:17,338 --> 01:11:20,572
We cannot do this
from an angry place.

1799
01:11:20,674 --> 01:11:22,705
- No, no, no. We're not angry.
- I'm actually not angry.

1800
01:11:22,807 --> 01:11:26,047
This is me happy.
You just haven't seen it yet.

1801
01:11:26,149 --> 01:11:28,346
I don't think
you guys are there.

1802
01:11:28,448 --> 01:11:30,082
We're there.
I can't speak for him,

1803
01:11:30,185 --> 01:11:31,482
but personally, I'm very there.

1804
01:11:31,584 --> 01:11:32,946
I feel very good about this.
I feel there.

1805
01:11:33,048 --> 01:11:34,554
- I would actually do this.
- I would do this.

1806
01:11:34,656 --> 01:11:36,090
- You would actually do this?
- Yeah. Do you wanna do this?

1807
01:11:36,192 --> 01:11:37,418
- I would do this.
- We're doing this.

1808
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:38,986
I think we would do this.

1809
01:11:39,088 --> 01:11:42,527
If this connection is not coming
from a healthy place...

1810
01:11:42,629 --> 01:11:46,599
- Very healthy!
- We are in need of expansion.

1811
01:11:46,701 --> 01:11:49,166
I think it'd be very healthy
for us on an emotional level,

1812
01:11:49,268 --> 01:11:50,568
just in a positive way.

1813
01:11:50,670 --> 01:11:52,436
- That's a good reason.
- That is a good reason.

1814
01:11:52,538 --> 01:11:54,067
- Everyone's a little buzzed.
- Yeah.

1815
01:11:54,169 --> 01:11:57,078
- Feeling good, feeling loose.
- They're good reasons.

1816
01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:58,475
- We haven't eaten too much.
- Right.

1817
01:11:58,577 --> 01:12:00,079
We have
relatively empty stomachs.

1818
01:12:00,182 --> 01:12:01,711
Yeah,
and Maggie's not home.

1819
01:12:01,813 --> 01:12:03,812
I'm sorry. I just mean
it's, like, a good time

1820
01:12:03,914 --> 01:12:06,216
because it's a free time.
It's a good time for us.

1821
01:12:06,318 --> 01:12:07,989
I'd say there's, uh...

1822
01:12:08,091 --> 01:12:10,690
- no time like ahora.
- Yeah.

1823
01:12:11,059 --> 01:12:12,523
- (Angela) Ahora.
- Ahora.

1824
01:12:12,626 --> 01:12:14,962
- (Hawk) I'm good with ahora.
- (Angela) Yeah!

1825
01:12:15,064 --> 01:12:16,729
- Ahora.
- Definitely ahora.

1826
01:12:16,831 --> 01:12:17,893
Yeah.

1827
01:12:20,834 --> 01:12:24,339
I don't think this is the night
for all of us together.

1828
01:12:25,105 --> 01:12:26,902
- Right.
- Fuck!

1829
01:12:27,804 --> 01:12:31,577
But we could try
to connect separately.

1830
01:12:32,615 --> 01:12:33,881
Oh?

1831
01:12:33,983 --> 01:12:36,147
- Yeah.
- All right.

1832
01:12:36,249 --> 01:12:37,819
- (Angela) Yeah.
- OK.

1833
01:12:37,921 --> 01:12:38,848
- Joe.
- (Joe) Yes?

1834
01:12:38,950 --> 01:12:41,249
How would you feel about
spending a little bit of time

1835
01:12:41,351 --> 01:12:42,753
alone with me?

1836
01:12:45,328 --> 01:12:47,290
- How would you feel about that?
- Mm, I'm...

1837
01:12:47,392 --> 01:12:48,425
You'd feel good about it?

1838
01:12:48,527 --> 01:12:49,794
- You'd feel OK about it?
- Mm-hmm.

1839
01:12:49,896 --> 01:12:53,331
Then I would also feel good
about that as a plan of action

1840
01:12:53,433 --> 01:12:55,535
I would be willing
to proceed with.

1841
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:57,703
Angela?

1842
01:12:58,306 --> 01:13:00,470
- Uh...
- Knock yourself out!

1843
01:13:00,572 --> 01:13:04,306
Yeah. I do...
Yes! That. Yes.

1844
01:13:04,508 --> 01:13:07,014
- Look at us.
- OK.

1845
01:13:07,116 --> 01:13:08,311
- Whew!
- Hey... come on.

1846
01:13:08,413 --> 01:13:10,748
- OK.
- OK. Yeah.

1847
01:13:12,586 --> 01:13:14,053
We're gonna separate
but still be together,

1848
01:13:14,155 --> 01:13:16,451
so... feeling positive?

1849
01:13:16,553 --> 01:13:18,156
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

1850
01:13:18,258 --> 01:13:20,021
Joe, any reservations?

1851
01:13:21,095 --> 01:13:22,824
I would maybe prefer

1852
01:13:22,926 --> 01:13:25,529
not to have pegging
performed on my body.

1853
01:13:25,631 --> 01:13:27,431
- Oh, I... I respect that.
- Thanks.

1854
01:13:27,533 --> 01:13:29,230
Positive otherwise,
though. OK?

1855
01:13:29,333 --> 01:13:30,970
Yes. Yeah.

1856
01:13:31,072 --> 01:13:33,337
So, your bedroom?

1857
01:13:33,439 --> 01:13:34,502
- No!
- Not our bedroom.

1858
01:13:34,604 --> 01:13:36,340
- No, no, no.
- Maggie?

1859
01:13:36,443 --> 01:13:39,377
- No! Gross. Uh...
- Maybe...

1860
01:13:39,479 --> 01:13:40,478
- ...your office.
- ...my office.

1861
01:13:40,580 --> 01:13:41,916
- We could...
- I like your office.

1862
01:13:42,018 --> 01:13:42,978
- Oh!
- It's nice.

1863
01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:45,586
You guys could take
the, um... arts and craft room.

1864
01:13:45,688 --> 01:13:47,551
No, I think it's too small.
I feel like the kitchen is...

1865
01:13:47,653 --> 01:13:48,951
- Maybe the kitchen.
- Is that OK?

1866
01:13:49,053 --> 01:13:50,418
- (Hawk) We'll make that work.
- It's just renovated.

1867
01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:51,991
We'll make it work.

1868
01:13:52,093 --> 01:13:54,358
- Great.
- Cool.

1869
01:13:54,828 --> 01:13:57,725
(Piña speaks Spanish)
Good luck. Enjoy, everybody.

1870
01:13:57,827 --> 01:13:59,797
- Thank you, yes.
- See you soon.

1871
01:13:59,899 --> 01:14:02,499
- Feel very good about all this.
- Great, very positive.

1872
01:14:02,601 --> 01:14:04,967
- Cool.
- Angela... (Whispering)

1873
01:14:05,534 --> 01:14:07,442
(Joe) Oh, hello!

1874
01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:13,041
Namaste.

1875
01:14:14,278 --> 01:14:15,749
(Joe) OK.

1876
01:14:15,851 --> 01:14:17,584
OK. Hi.

1877
01:14:18,249 --> 01:14:20,147
Uh, Joe.

1878
01:14:21,889 --> 01:14:23,420
Oh.

1879
01:14:23,523 --> 01:14:25,856
- Cheers.
- Thank you. Great.

1880
01:14:26,488 --> 01:14:27,693
OK...

1881
01:14:31,067 --> 01:14:32,599
(Speaks indistinctly)

1882
01:14:40,771 --> 01:14:42,373
(Angela)
I meant to do the dishes

1883
01:14:42,475 --> 01:14:44,271
before you guys arrived tonight.

1884
01:14:44,373 --> 01:14:47,775
Just give me a second -
I'm gonna wipe the countertops.

1885
01:14:47,877 --> 01:14:50,283
I meant to do it
before you guys...

1886
01:14:50,385 --> 01:14:54,085
I mean...
(Continues indistinctly)

1887
01:14:54,687 --> 01:14:56,423
- I'll just do the dishwasher.
- Oh, no.

1888
01:14:56,525 --> 01:14:57,951
Really quick! I can do it...
I'll be so fast!

1889
01:14:58,053 --> 01:14:59,791
- You don't have to do that now.
- No?

1890
01:15:00,525 --> 01:15:02,893
Wait. I...
One second!

1891
01:15:06,302 --> 01:15:07,964
- Um...
- Better, right? No?

1892
01:15:22,546 --> 01:15:24,585
(Takes deep breaths)

1893
01:15:36,231 --> 01:15:37,895
This is a stupid blouse.

1894
01:15:39,363 --> 01:15:41,164
(Sighs)

1895
01:15:41,267 --> 01:15:42,933
(Chuckles)

1896
01:15:47,107 --> 01:15:48,235
Oops.

1897
01:15:53,011 --> 01:15:54,912
- Do you want help with that?
- Nope. No, no.

1898
01:15:55,711 --> 01:15:58,080
Just... one second!

1899
01:15:59,119 --> 01:16:00,483
Fuck me!

1900
01:16:00,585 --> 01:16:03,250
(♪ SADE: "By Your Side")

1901
01:16:15,231 --> 01:16:18,102
♪ You think
I'd leave your side, baby... ♪

1902
01:16:18,204 --> 01:16:19,970
Oh! Uh...

1903
01:16:21,536 --> 01:16:24,645
- ♪ You know me better than that
- (♪ Piña singing along)

1904
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:27,441
It is a good song.

1905
01:16:27,543 --> 01:16:32,213
♪ You think I'd leave you down
when you're down on your knees

1906
01:16:35,554 --> 01:16:37,520
♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪

1907
01:16:37,622 --> 01:16:40,020
- Hey!
- (Moaning)

1908
01:16:40,122 --> 01:16:41,992
- (Clattering)
- Oh! Sorry! Sorry!

1909
01:16:43,597 --> 01:16:48,834
♪ If only you could see into me

1910
01:16:55,174 --> 01:17:01,048
- ♪ Oh, when you're cold
- (♪ Joe and Piña singing along)

1911
01:17:01,150 --> 01:17:04,251
♪ I'll be there

1912
01:17:04,353 --> 01:17:07,916
♪ Hold you tight to me... ♪

1913
01:17:08,018 --> 01:17:09,718
Do you actually
look in the mirror

1914
01:17:09,821 --> 01:17:11,488
and not know
how sexy you are?

1915
01:17:11,590 --> 01:17:14,292
Oh, blah! (Laughs) No!

1916
01:17:14,394 --> 01:17:15,993
- Angela!
- No. No.

1917
01:17:16,095 --> 01:17:18,665
You can't be that out of touch
with yourself, are you?

1918
01:17:18,767 --> 01:17:21,534
Oh, God. No. I know.
I'm a stupid fucking cunt.

1919
01:17:21,636 --> 01:17:23,569
- I really... I...
- Whoa, Angela.

1920
01:17:23,671 --> 01:17:25,131
No, that's just
my inner monologue.

1921
01:17:25,233 --> 01:17:26,972
That's just the way
I speak to myself.

1922
01:17:27,074 --> 01:17:29,573
It's just the voice in my head.
It's not... No... it's good.

1923
01:17:29,676 --> 01:17:30,942
- Are you sure?
- I'm good.

1924
01:17:31,773 --> 01:17:33,272
(Joe) Holy shit!

1925
01:17:33,375 --> 01:17:36,042
♪ You think
I'd leave your side, baby... ♪

1926
01:17:36,144 --> 01:17:38,585
(Joe) Thank you
so much for this.

1927
01:17:38,688 --> 01:17:40,652
This is... This is...
This is already amazing.

1928
01:17:40,754 --> 01:17:42,419
♪ You know me better
than that... ♪

1929
01:17:42,521 --> 01:17:44,791
Thank you for this.

1930
01:17:45,856 --> 01:17:47,528
♪ Think I'd leave you down

1931
01:17:47,630 --> 01:17:50,296
♪ When you're down
on your knees... ♪

1932
01:17:50,398 --> 01:17:52,733
Jesus Christ, you're hot.

1933
01:17:53,801 --> 01:17:57,265
- ♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪
- Holy shit!

1934
01:17:58,133 --> 01:18:00,268
- How do you wanna do it?
- Oh!

1935
01:18:00,802 --> 01:18:03,009
How do I...

1936
01:18:03,111 --> 01:18:04,679
Um...

1937
01:18:05,448 --> 01:18:09,110
I want the, um... thing with...

1938
01:18:09,212 --> 01:18:12,619
Mm... Yeah,
that menu would come in handy.

1939
01:18:12,721 --> 01:18:16,684
I think the, um...
thing, the one with...

1940
01:18:16,786 --> 01:18:19,190
What you, you say...

1941
01:18:19,292 --> 01:18:21,328
You say.

1942
01:18:21,430 --> 01:18:23,995
You take this one. (Laughs)

1943
01:18:28,063 --> 01:18:29,931
You want me to do the thing

1944
01:18:30,033 --> 01:18:32,373
that makes Piña scream
like that?

1945
01:18:32,475 --> 01:18:35,842
Yes. (Clears throat)
Yeah. Yes.

1946
01:18:37,373 --> 01:18:41,177
♪ I'll tell you you're right
when you want

1947
01:18:42,547 --> 01:18:45,384
♪ Ha-a, ha-a

1948
01:18:45,486 --> 01:18:47,386
♪ Ha-a-a, oh-o... ♪

1949
01:18:47,488 --> 01:18:49,550
(Whispering indistinctly)

1950
01:18:50,286 --> 01:18:53,292
♪ And if only
you could see into me... ♪

1951
01:18:53,394 --> 01:18:55,356
(Joe chuckling)

1952
01:19:02,236 --> 01:19:04,402
♪ Oh

1953
01:19:04,504 --> 01:19:07,669
♪ When you're cold

1954
01:19:07,771 --> 01:19:10,973
♪ I'll be there

1955
01:19:11,075 --> 01:19:15,147
♪ Hold you tight to me,
to me, yeah

1956
01:19:15,249 --> 01:19:17,410
♪ Oh

1957
01:19:17,512 --> 01:19:20,884
- ♪ When you're low
- OK, take off your clothes.

1958
01:19:20,986 --> 01:19:24,258
- ♪ I'll be there
- Slow, slow, slow!

1959
01:19:24,360 --> 01:19:28,391
♪ By your side, baby

1960
01:19:28,493 --> 01:19:30,796
♪ Oh

1961
01:19:30,899 --> 01:19:34,835
- ♪ When you're cold... ♪
- (Piña chuckling)

1962
01:19:35,599 --> 01:19:37,664
(Grunts)

1963
01:19:37,766 --> 01:19:39,334
OK...

1964
01:19:40,870 --> 01:19:43,844
♪ I'll be there

1965
01:19:44,479 --> 01:19:46,444
♪ By your side... ♪

1966
01:19:46,546 --> 01:19:48,677
Whoa, whoa, whoa...

1967
01:19:48,779 --> 01:19:50,516
- Argh!
- (Gasps)

1968
01:19:50,818 --> 01:19:52,784
- (Joe screams)
- Oh, that's Joe's back.

1969
01:19:52,886 --> 01:19:54,350
That's Joe's back.
He's... He's fine.

1970
01:19:54,452 --> 01:19:56,722
- (Piña and Joe screaming)
- No, no, he's fine. He's fine.

1971
01:19:56,824 --> 01:19:59,287
He's fine. He's fine. He's fine.
He's OK.

1972
01:19:59,389 --> 01:20:01,262
I think... I really think
he's OK. I think he's...

1973
01:20:01,364 --> 01:20:02,254
Yeah, he sounds fine.

1974
01:20:02,356 --> 01:20:04,892
(Grunting,
shouting indistinctly)

1975
01:20:04,994 --> 01:20:06,633
(Piña) Help!<i> ¡Ayúdame!</i>

1976
01:20:06,735 --> 01:20:09,195
(Piña and Hawk
shouting in Spanish)

1977
01:20:09,297 --> 01:20:11,300
(Piña) He fell.
He hurt his back.

1978
01:20:11,402 --> 01:20:14,102
- (Hawk) What happened?
- (Piña) He's hurt his back.

1979
01:20:14,204 --> 01:20:16,842
- (Hawk) His back?
- Yes, my back.

1980
01:20:16,944 --> 01:20:19,043
Don't touch me.
Go away. Get away from me.

1981
01:20:19,145 --> 01:20:22,211
- Stop moving, Joe. Joe!
- Let me be! Let me be!

1982
01:20:22,313 --> 01:20:25,513
I just need my pillows.
I have these pillows.

1983
01:20:25,615 --> 01:20:28,615
- Joe, you gotta stop moving.
- I gotta have my pillows. Fuck!

1984
01:20:28,717 --> 01:20:31,387
Listen to me. Listen to me.
Slow your breathing down. OK?

1985
01:20:31,489 --> 01:20:33,526
- Slow your breathing down.
- Don't touch me. Just go away.

1986
01:20:33,629 --> 01:20:35,354
Go away.
Don't do anything to me.

1987
01:20:35,456 --> 01:20:38,026
Don't rolf me.
Don't you dare rolf me!

1988
01:20:38,128 --> 01:20:40,466
Don't do this!
Don't do it, man.

1989
01:20:40,568 --> 01:20:41,767
Please don't do this.

1990
01:20:41,869 --> 01:20:43,099
Whatever you're gonna do,
don't do it.

1991
01:20:43,201 --> 01:20:44,496
Take a deep breath
and try not to flinch.

1992
01:20:44,599 --> 01:20:46,004
- Oh, God, don't do this.
- Try not to flinch.

1993
01:20:46,106 --> 01:20:48,641
- Please don't do it. Oh, God!
- One, two, three!

1994
01:20:48,743 --> 01:20:53,074
(Screaming) Argh!
Fuck you! Argh!

1995
01:20:53,176 --> 01:20:54,978
- Go away.
- (Hawk) You're done!

1996
01:20:55,080 --> 01:20:57,311
- It didn't help.
- OK, it takes a second.

1997
01:20:57,413 --> 01:20:59,346
- It didn't help at all.
- It takes a second.

1998
01:20:59,448 --> 01:21:00,821
- Fuck off!
- (Hawk) I think I did it right.

1999
01:21:00,923 --> 01:21:02,514
- Get me some ice.
- (Hawk) I think I did it right.

2000
01:21:02,617 --> 01:21:06,089
- Get me some ice.
- This is so embarrassing.

2001
01:21:06,191 --> 01:21:08,357
We are...
We are so fucking embarrassing.

2002
01:21:08,459 --> 01:21:10,423
I can't believe it. Of course
it's your fucking back.

2003
01:21:10,526 --> 01:21:13,496
Our entire life
is about your fucking back.

2004
01:21:13,598 --> 01:21:15,768
- Constant fucking complaining!
- What are you talking about?

2005
01:21:15,870 --> 01:21:17,900
Sorry my back
is an inconvenience

2006
01:21:18,002 --> 01:21:19,805
to you having a fucking orgy.

2007
01:21:19,907 --> 01:21:21,302
It actually is,
if you want to know,

2008
01:21:21,404 --> 01:21:23,009
and I'm not allowed
to complain about it.

2009
01:21:23,111 --> 01:21:24,672
I'm not allowed to say
a fucking thing about it ever.

2010
01:21:24,774 --> 01:21:27,810
Well, you're talking about it
right now. So, congratulations.

2011
01:21:27,912 --> 01:21:28,910
- Oh, no!
- Is it bad?

2012
01:21:29,012 --> 01:21:31,545
Yes, it's bad! Look at me!

2013
01:21:31,647 --> 01:21:34,546
Do you know your back pain
is not about your back?

2014
01:21:34,649 --> 01:21:36,951
I think it actually is very much
about my back!

2015
01:21:37,053 --> 01:21:38,321
That's not gonna work.

2016
01:21:38,423 --> 01:21:40,757
No massage, no pillow -
none of those things work.

2017
01:21:40,859 --> 01:21:42,963
L4, L5, fucking classic.

2018
01:21:43,065 --> 01:21:45,932
Your back pain is about
everything that you don't say.

2019
01:21:46,034 --> 01:21:49,266
You know? It's your rage,
it's your anger speaking.

2020
01:21:49,368 --> 01:21:51,530
Hey, what are you talking about?
Why are you doing this?

2021
01:21:51,633 --> 01:21:55,042
We were dancing to Sade
thirty seconds ago.

2022
01:21:55,144 --> 01:21:57,008
It didn't hurt you in there
when we were dancing, right?

2023
01:21:57,110 --> 01:21:59,141
We were having a nice time.
I was loose.

2024
01:21:59,243 --> 01:22:01,548
What the fuck
are you smiling at, Hawk?

2025
01:22:01,650 --> 01:22:03,147
I, I, I... I feel you, man.

2026
01:22:03,249 --> 01:22:05,346
"You feel me"? Don't try
to connect to me, Hawk.

2027
01:22:05,449 --> 01:22:07,888
Do not try to connect with me.
I don't want it.

2028
01:22:07,990 --> 01:22:10,056
- I've been where you are, Joe.
- What the fuck?

2029
01:22:10,158 --> 01:22:11,919
So, you've been on your floor
in your underpants,

2030
01:22:12,021 --> 01:22:13,324
ice on your back?

2031
01:22:13,426 --> 01:22:17,564
Yeah, I've been on the floor
angry and in pain and all of it.

2032
01:22:17,666 --> 01:22:18,961
- Trust me.
- Oh, my God!

2033
01:22:19,064 --> 01:22:21,163
I don't fucking want you to try

2034
01:22:21,265 --> 01:22:23,535
to in any way
emotionally relate to me,

2035
01:22:23,637 --> 01:22:24,937
you fucking pervert.

2036
01:22:25,039 --> 01:22:27,508
- We're nothing alike.
- How do you know?

2037
01:22:27,610 --> 01:22:30,103
Also, your name isn't Hawk!

2038
01:22:30,205 --> 01:22:31,470
No one's name is Hawk.

2039
01:22:31,572 --> 01:22:33,945
You go on and on
about radical honesty.

2040
01:22:34,047 --> 01:22:35,844
Your whole name's
a fucking lie, man.

2041
01:22:35,946 --> 01:22:37,311
What is your name?

2042
01:22:37,413 --> 01:22:39,246
What's your actual name?
Tell me your...

2043
01:22:39,348 --> 01:22:40,955
What is
on your driver's license?

2044
01:22:41,952 --> 01:22:44,585
Howard Wilson Kelly.

2045
01:22:46,592 --> 01:22:48,358
Howard.

2046
01:22:49,090 --> 01:22:50,723
He's Howard.

2047
01:22:51,665 --> 01:22:53,528
Your name is Howard.

2048
01:22:54,430 --> 01:22:58,038
This whole time,
it hasn't been Hawk.

2049
01:22:58,739 --> 01:23:00,967
It's been little Howie.

2050
01:23:01,069 --> 01:23:03,004
Oh, my God.

2051
01:23:03,106 --> 01:23:05,104
That changes everything.

2052
01:23:05,740 --> 01:23:08,815
I didn't know we had a Howard
in our midst.

2053
01:23:08,917 --> 01:23:11,310
I would've been
so much nicer to you.

2054
01:23:11,412 --> 01:23:13,619
Where did Hawk come from, Howie?

2055
01:23:13,721 --> 01:23:15,053
How'd you land on Hawk?

2056
01:23:15,155 --> 01:23:17,888
It's just...
It's the name I gave myself.

2057
01:23:17,990 --> 01:23:20,252
A nickname you gave yourself.

2058
01:23:20,354 --> 01:23:22,356
Literally the lamest words

2059
01:23:22,458 --> 01:23:23,990
that could have come
out of your mouth.

2060
01:23:24,092 --> 01:23:25,362
Oh, my God.

2061
01:23:25,464 --> 01:23:27,626
What, were you biking
across the playa at Burning Man?

2062
01:23:27,729 --> 01:23:30,266
You saw a fucking bird fly by
or something?

2063
01:23:30,368 --> 01:23:34,701
No, it's something I did
after my wife died.

2064
01:23:36,105 --> 01:23:37,638
(Exhales sharply)

2065
01:23:38,843 --> 01:23:40,877
You asked.

2066
01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:44,018
Well, you should lead with that
next time, I guess.

2067
01:23:44,784 --> 01:23:46,083
She got cancer.

2068
01:23:46,185 --> 01:23:48,347
You don't have to
answer his question.

2069
01:23:48,450 --> 01:23:49,986
You don't have to say anything.

2070
01:23:50,089 --> 01:23:52,092
It's a fair question, you know.

2071
01:23:52,827 --> 01:23:54,757
How does Howard get to Hawk?

2072
01:23:54,859 --> 01:23:56,593
So... (Chuckles)

2073
01:23:56,696 --> 01:23:58,661
For Joe...

2074
01:23:58,763 --> 01:24:00,331
Um...

2075
01:24:01,031 --> 01:24:03,064
After she died, I...

2076
01:24:03,166 --> 01:24:04,564
I was doing some things

2077
01:24:04,666 --> 01:24:06,733
that were pretty
suicidally stupid at work,

2078
01:24:06,835 --> 01:24:10,007
and I was gonna get someone
else killed along with me.

2079
01:24:10,109 --> 01:24:13,241
And do you know
how people say

2080
01:24:13,343 --> 01:24:15,546
your life flashes
before your eyes?

2081
01:24:15,648 --> 01:24:16,850
I... I...

2082
01:24:16,952 --> 01:24:18,849
That happened to me,
but not my life -

2083
01:24:18,951 --> 01:24:20,681
it was our life together.

2084
01:24:21,616 --> 01:24:26,990
It went by me
in this high-speed film.

2085
01:24:27,092 --> 01:24:32,163
And I kept seeing this woman,

2086
01:24:32,265 --> 01:24:36,403
this, like, very gentle,
very shy, sweet girl

2087
01:24:36,505 --> 01:24:37,935
who, like...

2088
01:24:38,037 --> 01:24:40,536
She thought I hung the moon.

2089
01:24:42,106 --> 01:24:45,538
And in the film, she...

2090
01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:48,445
Over and over again,
she tried to...

2091
01:24:50,184 --> 01:24:52,618
...open up
about her fantasy life to me,

2092
01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:55,221
to, you know, share

2093
01:24:55,323 --> 01:25:00,489
this kind of sensual,
adventurous side of herself,

2094
01:25:00,591 --> 01:25:03,229
so that I would
enter into it with her, and...

2095
01:25:04,263 --> 01:25:07,794
...I didn't just,
you know, resist it.

2096
01:25:08,863 --> 01:25:12,735
I got really tight
and judgmental and insecure.

2097
01:25:12,837 --> 01:25:14,339
And I...

2098
01:25:15,340 --> 01:25:19,541
And I made her feel
so bad about it

2099
01:25:19,643 --> 01:25:22,182
that somewhere in that movie,
she just stops...

2100
01:25:23,216 --> 01:25:25,350
...trying to connect
with me at all.

2101
01:25:27,383 --> 01:25:30,685
I suppressed her, you know? I...

2102
01:25:32,492 --> 01:25:39,496
I shut down her attempt
to, like, live more boldly.

2103
01:25:41,535 --> 01:25:46,736
Somehow, the universe puts me
on this one's couch, and...

2104
01:25:47,506 --> 01:25:50,976
...she told me, you know,
you got two choices.

2105
01:25:51,078 --> 01:25:52,839
Go set yourself on fire
for real,

2106
01:25:52,941 --> 01:25:59,681
or change who you are
and make yourself available.

2107
01:26:00,984 --> 01:26:02,615
So, uh...

2108
01:26:02,717 --> 01:26:06,089
I decided I really better
change my name

2109
01:26:06,191 --> 01:26:07,725
if I was gonna change my life.

2110
01:26:07,827 --> 01:26:09,559
And so I did.

2111
01:26:12,496 --> 01:26:15,564
Well...
I'm sorry your wife passed away,

2112
01:26:15,666 --> 01:26:18,631
and I'm glad you found a woman
who would peg you

2113
01:26:18,733 --> 01:26:21,805
after you didn't
let your wife peg you.

2114
01:26:21,907 --> 01:26:23,208
Oh, my God!

2115
01:26:23,310 --> 01:26:24,838
(Joe) What do you want from me?
I'm sorry.

2116
01:26:24,940 --> 01:26:26,612
That's the moral of that story
as far as I'm concerned.

2117
01:26:26,714 --> 01:26:27,779
Oh, my God!

2118
01:26:27,881 --> 01:26:30,447
My boyfriend shares

2119
01:26:30,549 --> 01:26:34,381
that very difficult
and painful story with you,

2120
01:26:34,483 --> 01:26:35,948
and you're making fun of him?

2121
01:26:36,050 --> 01:26:39,152
I'm living a difficult
and painful story right now,

2122
01:26:39,254 --> 01:26:40,389
in real life!

2123
01:26:40,491 --> 01:26:42,356
I really didn't expect this
from you.

2124
01:26:42,458 --> 01:26:44,231
This is fucking disappointing.

2125
01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:46,398
- (Joe) OK. I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, no, no. Really!

2126
01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:49,695
Shut up! Stop! Stop being
unrespectful to my boyfriend.

2127
01:26:49,797 --> 01:26:51,638
Disrespectful.
Don't be disrespectful.

2128
01:26:51,740 --> 01:26:53,405
She's saying...

2129
01:26:54,072 --> 01:26:56,042
She's saying what?

2130
01:26:56,144 --> 01:26:57,670
No, no. I...
I was just clarifying.

2131
01:26:57,772 --> 01:26:59,109
I think they caught
what I was saying.

2132
01:26:59,212 --> 01:27:00,442
Oh, are you going to interrupt?

2133
01:27:00,544 --> 01:27:02,644
- Sorry.
- Correct my English right now?

2134
01:27:02,746 --> 01:27:04,445
No,<i> mi amor,</i> I was trying
to clarify for him...

2135
01:27:04,547 --> 01:27:07,083
No! You're always
interrupting me,

2136
01:27:07,185 --> 01:27:08,214
always correcting me!

2137
01:27:08,316 --> 01:27:09,418
(Speaks Spanish)

2138
01:27:09,520 --> 01:27:11,319
Do you know
how bad your Spanish is?

2139
01:27:11,421 --> 01:27:12,859
And I never tell you, right?

2140
01:27:12,961 --> 01:27:14,360
What do I do?
I help you.

2141
01:27:14,462 --> 01:27:16,722
I've been telling you all night,
this is not gonna work.

2142
01:27:16,824 --> 01:27:18,094
It's not the night.
They're not ready.

2143
01:27:18,196 --> 01:27:19,766
Look at this fucking mess.

2144
01:27:19,868 --> 01:27:21,299
And you keep pushing.

2145
01:27:21,402 --> 01:27:23,235
You keep pushing
because you're always pushing.

2146
01:27:23,337 --> 01:27:25,706
And you know why?
Because you don't listen.

2147
01:27:26,008 --> 01:27:28,035
- Just fucking listen.
- OK. OK.

2148
01:27:28,137 --> 01:27:29,201
Piña...

2149
01:27:29,303 --> 01:27:30,472
Piña!

2150
01:27:30,574 --> 01:27:32,441
No, I don't wanna talk to you.
Just...

2151
01:27:32,543 --> 01:27:34,210
- Piña!
- Shut the fuck up for once.

2152
01:27:34,312 --> 01:27:35,512
- I...
- Shut the fuck up!

2153
01:27:35,614 --> 01:27:37,810
Really! Really!
For once, just shut the fuck up.

2154
01:27:37,913 --> 01:27:39,946
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Shut the fuck up.

2155
01:27:40,048 --> 01:27:41,518
- Shut the fuck up.
- I shouldn't have said that.

2156
01:27:41,620 --> 01:27:43,416
- Just shut the fuck up.
- It was terrible timing.

2157
01:27:43,518 --> 01:27:46,253
And... you are right.

2158
01:27:46,856 --> 01:27:49,327
This is the last time
that will ever happen.

2159
01:27:49,429 --> 01:27:51,325
I totally understand
what you're saying.

2160
01:27:51,427 --> 01:27:52,594
You said that before.

2161
01:27:52,696 --> 01:27:54,196
No, I never have.
I will never do it again.

2162
01:27:54,298 --> 01:27:56,402
Fucking embarrassing.

2163
01:27:57,502 --> 01:28:00,439
And I'm sorry
for yelling at you.

2164
01:28:00,541 --> 01:28:02,940
And I'm... I'm sorry
if this was too much. I'm sorry.

2165
01:28:03,042 --> 01:28:04,340
No, no. It... It...

2166
01:28:04,442 --> 01:28:06,112
- Don't be sorry.
- I'm sorry, Joe.

2167
01:28:06,214 --> 01:28:08,246
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It was a joke.

2168
01:28:08,348 --> 01:28:10,211
Don't apologize.
Don't anybody apologize.

2169
01:28:10,313 --> 01:28:11,445
We're so sorry.

2170
01:28:11,547 --> 01:28:13,453
I'm sorry I... yelled at you.

2171
01:28:13,555 --> 01:28:15,884
- I'm sorry I yelled at you.
- You don't have to be sorry.

2172
01:28:15,986 --> 01:28:17,923
- It was horrible what you said.
- You don't have to be sorry.

2173
01:28:18,025 --> 01:28:19,786
Guys...
We are sorry.

2174
01:28:19,888 --> 01:28:22,259
- "We"?
- OK? We're a fucking disaster.

2175
01:28:22,361 --> 01:28:24,561
We couldn't even
pull off an orgy.

2176
01:28:24,663 --> 01:28:28,160
OK? We are dead inside.
So, I apologize for that.

2177
01:28:28,262 --> 01:28:31,367
Oh, no, don't worry about that.
You are definitely not dead.

2178
01:28:31,469 --> 01:28:33,299
You wanted
to fuck the two of us.

2179
01:28:33,735 --> 01:28:35,502
It just wasn't the right night.

2180
01:28:35,604 --> 01:28:37,374
But what I don't understand is

2181
01:28:37,476 --> 01:28:39,640
how you can even have sex
with each other,

2182
01:28:39,742 --> 01:28:42,547
'cause you are so mean
to each other.

2183
01:28:48,490 --> 01:28:51,886
Because you... you do have sex
with each other, right?

2184
01:28:56,891 --> 01:28:59,025
When was the last time
you two had sex?

2185
01:29:01,331 --> 01:29:02,767
(Both) A year ago.

2186
01:29:02,870 --> 01:29:04,096
(Coughing)

2187
01:29:05,372 --> 01:29:07,341
Oh, sorry.
I thought you said a year.

2188
01:29:08,638 --> 01:29:10,941
You did say a year?
A year?

2189
01:29:11,043 --> 01:29:12,637
A year ago?

2190
01:29:13,140 --> 01:29:17,549
Oh, my God! No wonder
why you are so awkward...

2191
01:29:18,382 --> 01:29:21,418
...and horny and weird.

2192
01:29:21,520 --> 01:29:23,951
Do you know
why you don't have sex?

2193
01:29:24,053 --> 01:29:26,024
- Because she won't fuck me.
- Well, because of him.

2194
01:29:26,126 --> 01:29:27,125
(Joe) It's your fault.

2195
01:29:27,227 --> 01:29:28,361
- What?
- It's your fault.

2196
01:29:28,463 --> 01:29:29,792
- It's not my fault.
- Of course it's your fault!

2197
01:29:29,894 --> 01:29:31,825
We don't have sex 'cause
she won't have sex with me.

2198
01:29:31,927 --> 01:29:33,865
- That's why!
- "Won't have sex with you"?

2199
01:29:33,967 --> 01:29:34,993
You don't try!

2200
01:29:35,096 --> 01:29:36,729
I stopped trying
because how many times can I try

2201
01:29:36,831 --> 01:29:38,104
before I'm just
torturing myself?

2202
01:29:38,206 --> 01:29:39,532
- Oh, uh...
- It's humiliating.

2203
01:29:39,634 --> 01:29:40,935
I'm being humiliated.

2204
01:29:41,037 --> 01:29:43,001
Am I not worth just a little bit
more effort than that?

2205
01:29:43,104 --> 01:29:44,938
Could you maybe be trying
a little bit harder?

2206
01:29:45,040 --> 01:29:47,107
How much effort do I need to put
into having sex

2207
01:29:47,209 --> 01:29:50,447
with a woman who's supposed
to want to have sex with me?

2208
01:29:50,549 --> 01:29:52,647
Why should that
take so much effort?

2209
01:29:52,749 --> 01:29:55,255
You're supposed
to be attracted to me.

2210
01:29:55,357 --> 01:29:57,083
You're my wife!
What are talking about?

2211
01:29:57,185 --> 01:30:00,193
You know what? You don't want
to do anything, OK?

2212
01:30:00,295 --> 01:30:02,060
So, that's where I'm starting.
OK?

2213
01:30:02,162 --> 01:30:03,660
It's not very attractive

2214
01:30:03,762 --> 01:30:05,663
to be with someone
who's just fucking miserable.

2215
01:30:05,765 --> 01:30:07,296
So, because you're miserable,
then I'm miserable.

2216
01:30:07,398 --> 01:30:08,567
You're miserable, too.

2217
01:30:08,669 --> 01:30:10,199
So, congratulations.
I guess we're both miserable.

2218
01:30:10,301 --> 01:30:11,500
We're even, OK?

2219
01:30:11,602 --> 01:30:13,205
You've nothing
to be upset about.

2220
01:30:13,307 --> 01:30:16,003
Angela,
would you fuck yourself?

2221
01:30:16,811 --> 01:30:18,144
What?

2222
01:30:18,246 --> 01:30:20,007
Would you have sex
with yourself?

2223
01:30:23,317 --> 01:30:26,084
Hmm! Would you...
fuck yourself?

2224
01:30:26,186 --> 01:30:28,120
All I do is fuck myself.

2225
01:30:28,623 --> 01:30:32,459
I'm the only person
who fucks me currently. So, yes.

2226
01:30:35,356 --> 01:30:39,562
Do you even remember a time
when you were not miserable?

2227
01:30:39,664 --> 01:30:41,732
(Joe chuckles)
What's the difference?

2228
01:30:42,563 --> 01:30:44,570
Yeah, I do.

2229
01:30:48,604 --> 01:30:51,203
How did you two meet?

2230
01:30:52,046 --> 01:30:54,046
Who cares? (Laughs)

2231
01:30:54,148 --> 01:30:56,510
Who cares at this point?

2232
01:30:56,612 --> 01:30:59,048
- I'll tell you.
- Great.

2233
01:30:59,150 --> 01:31:00,751
Um...

2234
01:31:03,422 --> 01:31:07,960
I was on a very bad date...

2235
01:31:08,730 --> 01:31:13,798
...at this dive bar where Joe
was playing with his band,

2236
01:31:13,900 --> 01:31:19,201
and he was flirting with me
the entire show from the stage,

2237
01:31:19,303 --> 01:31:20,232
making me laugh.

2238
01:31:21,772 --> 01:31:24,176
And so I made my date
drop me off,

2239
01:31:24,279 --> 01:31:25,806
and I sprinted back to the bar,

2240
01:31:25,908 --> 01:31:27,441
so I could see
if I could catch Joe,

2241
01:31:27,543 --> 01:31:29,215
and I... I did.

2242
01:31:29,317 --> 01:31:31,284
But I don't think
you ever realized

2243
01:31:31,386 --> 01:31:35,385
that I ran eleven blocks
that night.

2244
01:31:35,487 --> 01:31:37,150
(Laughs)
Did you know that?

2245
01:31:38,657 --> 01:31:40,659
- I didn't know that.
- (Angela) Yeah.

2246
01:31:40,761 --> 01:31:44,498
I thought you were just
a bizarrely sweaty person.

2247
01:31:44,600 --> 01:31:48,260
Maybe you had eaten
some bad shrimp or something.

2248
01:31:53,936 --> 01:31:56,676
And we had sex all the time.
We had...

2249
01:31:56,778 --> 01:31:59,271
We actually had great sex.
It was great. It was really fun.

2250
01:32:00,214 --> 01:32:02,274
We were best friends.

2251
01:32:04,447 --> 01:32:06,586
That is true.

2252
01:32:08,148 --> 01:32:11,118
And then you just decided
to be miserable.

2253
01:32:13,723 --> 01:32:15,727
Are you kidding me right now?

2254
01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:17,993
Are you fucking for real?

2255
01:32:18,794 --> 01:32:21,568
I "decided to become miserable"?

2256
01:32:23,430 --> 01:32:28,106
Do you actually not understand
how I feel... at all?

2257
01:32:28,208 --> 01:32:29,906
You don't get it?

2258
01:32:31,641 --> 01:32:33,280
I'm a failure, Angela.

2259
01:32:33,382 --> 01:32:37,246
I live in my parents'
apartment...

2260
01:32:37,949 --> 01:32:41,383
...which is humiliating.
I teach at a bad school.

2261
01:32:41,852 --> 01:32:43,653
Teach a bunch of kids
to play the oboe

2262
01:32:43,755 --> 01:32:45,788
who don't give a fuck
about it at all.

2263
01:32:45,890 --> 01:32:49,022
And nothing is gonna change
anytime soon.

2264
01:32:49,125 --> 01:32:51,826
So, this is my life.
So, I'm miserable. Yes.

2265
01:32:51,928 --> 01:32:53,565
Why can't you just let me
be miserable?

2266
01:32:53,668 --> 01:32:57,203
Why can't you just accept
that I am not happy

2267
01:32:57,305 --> 01:32:59,001
and just let me be not happy?

2268
01:33:00,741 --> 01:33:04,703
I'm sorry that your band
didn't work out, Joe.

2269
01:33:04,805 --> 01:33:06,038
I'm really sorry.

2270
01:33:06,140 --> 01:33:08,777
You still teach music
every single day.

2271
01:33:08,879 --> 01:33:10,845
You get to live
in a beautiful home.

2272
01:33:10,947 --> 01:33:14,149
You have a kid
who fucking worships you.

2273
01:33:14,251 --> 01:33:17,886
You have a life that I think
many people would kill for,

2274
01:33:17,988 --> 01:33:19,989
but you've just decided
to make the choice

2275
01:33:20,091 --> 01:33:22,795
to not get over your bullshit
and to just be miserable.

2276
01:33:22,897 --> 01:33:26,058
You won't even fucking touch
the piano that you used to love,

2277
01:33:26,160 --> 01:33:27,862
and we all have to tiptoe
around you.

2278
01:33:27,964 --> 01:33:30,032
You're just like a sad,
wounded puppy.

2279
01:33:30,134 --> 01:33:33,000
- You guys want some Rooibos?
- Oh, fuck off, Hawk!

2280
01:33:33,103 --> 01:33:35,738
- Fuck off!
- (Hawk whispers) Sorry. Sorry.

2281
01:33:35,840 --> 01:33:37,970
I am the one
who gave everything up.

2282
01:33:38,072 --> 01:33:39,777
You did that.
There's one reason

2283
01:33:39,879 --> 01:33:41,714
that you're not doing
what you are not doing,

2284
01:33:41,816 --> 01:33:44,478
and that is because
you are not doing it. You quit.

2285
01:33:44,580 --> 01:33:45,813
You gave up.

2286
01:33:45,915 --> 01:33:47,813
Can I ask you a question?
For real?

2287
01:33:47,915 --> 01:33:49,287
What do you do all day?

2288
01:33:49,656 --> 01:33:51,689
Maggie goes to school.
I go to work.

2289
01:33:51,791 --> 01:33:55,462
You go fucking insane
in this apartment.

2290
01:33:55,564 --> 01:33:57,059
I don't know what the fuck
you're doing.

2291
01:33:57,161 --> 01:34:00,263
You're buying fucking lamps
and pillows and shit.

2292
01:34:00,365 --> 01:34:02,129
And then you try

2293
01:34:02,231 --> 01:34:05,299
to just fucking control
every aspect of my life

2294
01:34:05,401 --> 01:34:07,833
when I get home at the end
of every fucking day. It's...

2295
01:34:07,935 --> 01:34:09,773
What are you doing here?

2296
01:34:09,876 --> 01:34:11,674
- Fuck you, Joe!
- What are you fucking doing?

2297
01:34:11,776 --> 01:34:13,745
- Fuck me? Yeah. Fuck me.
- Yeah.

2298
01:34:13,847 --> 01:34:15,980
Fuck you! And I am not trying
to control you.

2299
01:34:16,082 --> 01:34:18,550
- I am not controlling. No!
- You don't let me do anything.

2300
01:34:18,652 --> 01:34:20,013
You don't let me get
a fucking cat.

2301
01:34:20,115 --> 01:34:21,653
- I don't like cats.
- There you go.

2302
01:34:21,755 --> 01:34:23,751
- They're fucking mean!
- Congratulations.

2303
01:34:23,853 --> 01:34:25,623
I wanted one fucking thing.

2304
01:34:25,725 --> 01:34:27,960
Do you see
how you talk to each other?

2305
01:34:28,062 --> 01:34:32,259
Do you see how you keep blaming
each other for your unhappiness?

2306
01:34:37,668 --> 01:34:39,568
You made these choices.

2307
01:34:39,670 --> 01:34:41,807
They're your choices.

2308
01:34:43,772 --> 01:34:45,712
So much resentment.

2309
01:34:46,410 --> 01:34:48,575
So much.

2310
01:34:48,944 --> 01:34:50,545
Why are you in this marriage?

2311
01:34:50,647 --> 01:34:51,944
We have a daughter.

2312
01:34:52,046 --> 01:34:53,720
- Maggie.
- (Piña) Great.

2313
01:34:53,822 --> 01:34:58,553
That's gonna be really,
really great for her, um...

2314
01:34:59,056 --> 01:35:00,886
'Cause you think
she doesn't notice, right?

2315
01:35:00,988 --> 01:35:03,191
She doesn't feel this.

2316
01:35:04,696 --> 01:35:06,864
You prefer that she grows up

2317
01:35:06,966 --> 01:35:11,302
marinating in this
horrible anxiety every day.

2318
01:35:12,071 --> 01:35:14,737
What's better - to have
happy parents who are separate

2319
01:35:14,839 --> 01:35:16,773
or to have
very miserable parents

2320
01:35:16,875 --> 01:35:18,811
that stay together
for their children?

2321
01:35:20,675 --> 01:35:21,979
(Sobs)

2322
01:35:26,313 --> 01:35:29,852
I think we only get
a few chances

2323
01:35:29,954 --> 01:35:32,484
for meaningful
relationships in life.

2324
01:35:33,958 --> 01:35:37,192
Usually,
we move to different people.

2325
01:35:38,359 --> 01:35:41,729
Sometimes,
we can have a new relationship

2326
01:35:41,831 --> 01:35:43,869
with the same person.

2327
01:35:46,406 --> 01:35:48,170
It's up to you.

2328
01:35:50,170 --> 01:35:52,009
But I think this relationship...

2329
01:35:53,412 --> 01:35:54,814
...is over.

2330
01:36:02,453 --> 01:36:04,120
Yeah.

2331
01:36:10,296 --> 01:36:11,963
Yeah.

2332
01:36:14,064 --> 01:36:16,094
But I'm not
your therapist, so...

2333
01:36:16,196 --> 01:36:18,299
I think I'm talking too much.

2334
01:36:21,109 --> 01:36:22,875
Hawk?

2335
01:36:27,777 --> 01:36:29,541
Gosh, you guys. I...

2336
01:36:31,085 --> 01:36:33,985
We really just wanted to see
the apartment, you know, and...

2337
01:36:34,818 --> 01:36:36,152
...maybe fuck a little.

2338
01:36:38,690 --> 01:36:40,486
Sorry to let you down.

2339
01:36:41,526 --> 01:36:42,888
Maybe next time.

2340
01:36:43,423 --> 01:36:45,728
Can I have my casserole back,
please?

2341
01:36:45,830 --> 01:36:47,565
Yeah.
Here, I'm gonna...

2342
01:36:47,667 --> 01:36:49,836
Let me rinse it out for you.

2343
01:37:09,423 --> 01:37:11,352
(Water running)

2344
01:37:32,677 --> 01:37:34,507
Did they leave?

2345
01:37:43,257 --> 01:37:44,990
Weird.

2346
01:37:50,796 --> 01:37:53,296
I'm gonna clean up tomorrow.

2347
01:37:53,398 --> 01:37:55,000
OK.

2348
01:38:01,303 --> 01:38:05,008
We have that place in Tahoe
in August.

2349
01:38:05,111 --> 01:38:07,078
Maggie loves it up there.
I don't know what...

2350
01:38:08,009 --> 01:38:09,916
...to do about that.

2351
01:38:11,817 --> 01:38:13,480
I guess we'll figure it out.

2352
01:38:14,519 --> 01:38:16,087
Yeah.

2353
01:38:18,491 --> 01:38:19,651
How's your back?

2354
01:38:20,660 --> 01:38:22,093
It's better, actually.

2355
01:38:23,924 --> 01:38:25,591
I'm glad.

2356
01:38:30,437 --> 01:38:32,169
I'm so tired.

2357
01:38:33,373 --> 01:38:34,666
Me too.

2358
01:38:39,513 --> 01:38:41,211
I'm gonna go to bed.

2359
01:38:43,482 --> 01:38:45,116
Um...

2360
01:38:59,834 --> 01:39:02,133
Should I sleep in my office,
I guess?

2361
01:39:04,964 --> 01:39:06,698
OK.

2362
01:39:23,887 --> 01:39:25,486
(Breathes heavily)

2363
01:40:29,854 --> 01:40:31,717
(Breathes heavily)

2364
01:40:34,189 --> 01:40:36,689
(♪ Sombre tune on piano)

2365
01:41:11,896 --> 01:41:14,100
(♪ Piano stops)

2366
01:42:21,736 --> 01:42:23,895
(♪ Piano continues)

2367
01:42:32,981 --> 01:42:35,280
(♪ Piano playing
more proficiently)

2368
01:43:39,978 --> 01:43:42,281
(♪ Piano fades)

2369
01:43:47,986 --> 01:43:49,816
(♪ Piano stops)

2370
01:44:02,364 --> 01:44:04,930
♪ I'll light the fire

2371
01:44:05,865 --> 01:44:10,171
♪ You place the flowers
in the vase

2372
01:44:10,273 --> 01:44:14,610
♪ That you bought today

2373
01:44:16,279 --> 01:44:19,217
♪ Staring at the fire

2374
01:44:19,320 --> 01:44:26,352
♪ For hours and hours
while I listen to you

2375
01:44:26,888 --> 01:44:33,926
♪ Play your love songs
all night long for me

2376
01:44:36,869 --> 01:44:43,104
♪ Only for me

2377
01:44:43,206 --> 01:44:45,738
♪ Come to me now

2378
01:44:45,841 --> 01:44:49,375
♪ And rest your head
for just five minutes

2379
01:44:49,477 --> 01:44:54,881
♪ Everything is done... ♪

2380
01:44:56,086 --> 01:44:57,052
(Laughter)

2381
01:44:57,154 --> 01:44:58,583
♪ Such a cozy room

2382
01:44:58,685 --> 01:45:02,259
♪ The windows are illuminated

2383
01:45:02,361 --> 01:45:08,460
♪ By the evening sunshine
through them

2384
01:45:08,562 --> 01:45:14,872
♪ Fiery gems for you

2385
01:45:14,974 --> 01:45:21,042
♪ Only for you

2386
01:45:21,144 --> 01:45:23,643
♪ Our house

2387
01:45:23,745 --> 01:45:26,611
♪ Is a very, very, very
fine house

2388
01:45:26,713 --> 01:45:29,855
♪ With two cats in the yard

2389
01:45:29,957 --> 01:45:32,685
♪ Life used to be so hard

2390
01:45:32,787 --> 01:45:39,257
♪ Now everything is easy
'cause of you

2391
01:45:39,359 --> 01:45:42,501
♪ And our

2392
01:45:42,603 --> 01:45:49,204
♪ La, la, la-la-la, la-la,
la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la-la

2393
01:45:49,306 --> 01:45:51,572
♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la

2394
01:45:51,674 --> 01:45:56,081
♪ La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la

2395
01:45:56,183 --> 01:45:59,050
♪ La-la-la, la-la,
la-la, la-la

2396
01:45:59,152 --> 01:46:01,283
♪ La, la-la-la-la-la-la-la

2397
01:46:01,385 --> 01:46:03,381
♪ La-la-la, la, la, la, la

2398
01:46:03,483 --> 01:46:06,092
♪ Our house

2399
01:46:06,194 --> 01:46:09,060
♪ Is a very, very, very
fine house

2400
01:46:09,162 --> 01:46:12,029
♪ With two cats in the yard

2401
01:46:12,131 --> 01:46:15,200
♪ Life used to be so hard

2402
01:46:15,302 --> 01:46:21,673
♪ Now everything is easy
'cause of you

2403
01:46:21,775 --> 01:46:24,877
♪ And our

2404
01:46:24,979 --> 01:46:27,609
♪ I'll light the fire

2405
01:46:27,711 --> 01:46:32,214
♪ And you place the flowers
in the vase

2406
01:46:32,316 --> 01:46:37,456
♪ That you bought today ♪

2407
01:46:38,792 --> 01:46:40,956
(Sighs)

2408
01:46:41,059 --> 01:46:43,154
(Laughter)